The River

Place where bros like to hang out and talk about going to, in actuality usually a lake.

Bro 1: The river was fucking awesome, bro
Non-Bro: It's a lake
Bro 2: Yeah, the river was the shit with your new boat, bro
Non-bro: It's a LAKE
Bro 1: We should hit up the river again next weekend
Non-bro: It was lake-FUCKING-Elsinore!!!

by non-brozerker July 1, 2009

river rat

In poker, the river is the fifth commmunity card to come up and the river rat is a person who called all wagers, with no apparent hand and a minute chance of winning, in order to catch some miracle card and 'river' any legitamate betting/raising hands.

I flopped a set, pounded it the whole way, and that river rat Mario called all the way just to hit a gut-shot.

by haymaka May 2, 2004

Elk river

Elk river is a town in minnesota that likes to rape black highschool football players. their preferred method is to use a broom stick located in the rectum. they are horrible at sports and im sure this interesting ritual plays an important role.

BOB: did you hear why elk river cant play football this year?

JOE: does it have to do with what happened in the locker room?

BOB: nothing like a little back room magic..

by fuckanokasports November 13, 2011

rive

Japanese for live

Severed has a good rive stage show!

by www.severedband.com July 13, 2003

River Rat

Another reference to a USN SWCC (Special Warfare Combatant-Craft Crewman. SWCC are our nation’s premier force for operating and maintaining high-performance, state-of-the art craft on NSW combat missions in littoral (shallow-water) environments. These elite fast-boat operators are part of Naval Special Warfare Command, which is comprised of SEAL Teams, SEAL Delivery Vehicle (SDV) Teams and Special Boat Teams.

Highly-experienced “Brown Water” boat operators in support of SEAL missions.

The River Rats will be the support transporting the SEALS for the combat mission.

by snflwrtato October 21, 2011

River Pheonix Foam Party

A death caused by drug overdose, or an extremely adverse effect to the consumption of narcotics, oftern resulting in seizure or involuntary convulsions.

"We thought he was just having a grimmer but it turns out he was heading for a River Pheonix Foam Party"

by ScottnAndy June 15, 2009

fall river

A small city located in south eastern Massachusetts that is filled with wiggers upon wiggers. Caution: Attempting to leave one's home in this city will undoubtedly result in the pure urge to knock the living daylights out of these aforementioned wiggers. The city's climate consists of long, ungodly-like freezing winters and short wigger-filled summers. Unlike friendlier parts of the world, any attempt to look at and invoke a "hello" from most individuals in this city, will result in angry stares and possible threats. Some of the most annoying locals can be found wasting both their time and gas on "the ave." With nothing to do and even less to see, staying home is your best option.

You'll know you're in Fall River when you hear words such as: wit (with), boi (boy), wifey or shawty (wife or girlfriend), ma (female), and many other annoying made-up words.

by Kerberos84 March 5, 2011