muff

Short for "muffin top;" the excess pudge in a woman's love handle/hip region which is the result of wearing low-waist pants that are too tight. Left with nowhere to go, the hip-fat thus cascades out and over the waistband of the pants, resembling the top of a muffin.

noun: "Check out the muff on that size 8 girl trying to pull off those size 4 pants."
verb: "After the pint of Ben and Jerry's, I was muffing all over the place."

by Muffalina September 1, 2008

muff

after having anal sex with a girl, cum in her asshole and suck it out

i would so muff jessica alba

by 69party in my pants69 June 30, 2008

muffed

when someone sitting on a piece of furniture (couch) farts and stays sitting down (not getting up at all) causing the fart to be held within the furniture

Broski why does this chair smell like ass???

oh Elaine muffed...

by jamankita October 19, 2010

wet muff

Inserting your falangies(fingers) into a vaginal opening and, getting it moist, then inserting your fingers into someones ear.

I just wet muffed that guy over there.

by Amelia3512 April 4, 2007

muff

one hairy ass pussy for girls that are gross

john's face was in sally's muff and he got hair on his toungue

by mercury?GANGSTER April 15, 2006

muff

Refering to a larger scaled vagina and or pussy.

Your such a damn muff burger.
Suck my muff.
Blow it muff bag.
etc.

by Maggie smith's anus January 20, 2008

muff

refered to when some one is in a bad mood or being an asshole. there are stages of muff as well ranging from one to seven, seven being the worst stage of beign a pussy or being pissed off:
1. shaved muff
2. prickly muff

3. flowing muff
4. golden flowing
5. tangled muff
6. puffy muff
7. jungled muff.

guy: hey man shut the hell up.
other guy: hey man your muffs just tangled because i fucked your girlfriend.

by bigfish6969 November 11, 2010