Muffold

When you come home and you see your friend's wife muff diving on yours.

Kevin came home to see that he'd been muffolded by Byron's wife.

by HavanaDefined August 15, 2019

muffoletto

An Italian last name of a god. Anyone with the last name Muffoletto is either involved in domestic violence or really caring.

Her last name is Muffoletto lets not get too close or she will hurt us.

by gibby1212 January 22, 2021

Muffologist

1) One who samples fine and/or exotic muff.

2) One who samples large amounts of muff, fine and exotic or not.

That Colin Farrell is a bit of a muffologist by all accounts.

by Scotsdave August 30, 2005