Muffold 

When you come home and you see your friend's wife muff diving on yours.

Kevin came home to see that he'd been muffolded by Byron's wife.

Muffold by HavanaDefined August 15, 2019

muffoletto 

An Italian last name of a god. Anyone with the last name Muffoletto is either involved in domestic violence or really caring.

Her last name is Muffoletto lets not get too close or she will hurt us.

muffoletto by gibby1212 January 22, 2021

Muffologist 

1) One who samples fine and/or exotic muff.

2) One who samples large amounts of muff, fine and exotic or not.

That Colin Farrell is a bit of a muffologist by all accounts.

Muffologist by Scotsdave August 30, 2005