piss mittens

Genitals. Whatever your genitals may be.

Hey baby, nice ruts. Let's smoosh piss mittens

by Lads4 February 22, 2020

Percussive Maintenance

The fine art of hitting or lightly tapping on an object to make it function as expected

*bOOM bOOM bOOM*
A: What the hell is going on down there?!
B: I'm just doing some Percussive Maintenance on the TV!

by We are anonymous, Expect us. June 1, 2020

Mr.mittens

Some dumbasses rapper name

Man he is dumb like who thinks of mr.mittens

by Bugpigdiggyman June 4, 2020

aircraft maintenance crew

Your best friends/mates, usually a close knit group of 3-4 people excluding yourself

A competent high school teacher will know in a heartbeat if one or all members of an aircraft maintenance crew are guilty of plagiarism

by Sexydimma April 24, 2021

Dan Montenegro

Very sus, very clean, ultimate golden sombrero

Yo this guy Dan Montenegro gets no box.

by anonymous October 11, 2021

Express Maintenance

1. An express technician
2. A person who falls apart all the time
Or
3. Something that needs to be fixxed asap

I work in Express Maintenance

They said Cheryl needed Express Maintenance

This shit needs express maintenance, or your ass is mine

by The Real Auxide November 10, 2021

Corey Minter

corey minter is the sweetest boy alive. so lovable and so so cute. definitely the most golden retriever boy ever and the greatest friend ever. very very smart but makes terrible decisions but would definitely spend the rest of my life with him.

Me: “i love corey minter so much”

bestie: “we know”

by coreyminterlover69 December 18, 2021