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Irish math

leprechaun-like ability to calculate to a number which best suits your needs.
Seamus relied on Irish math to:

a.)provide the correct number of drinks he had to the officer.

b.)advise his mother his first born did indeed arrive 9 months after the wedding
by sheila in the car May 10, 2009
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Native Math

A math theorem, formula, or method that originates from a particular country—for example, a deductive proof in plane geometry is unmistakably Greek, while a visual proof has a Chinese or Indian flavor.
In this age of regional or international collaboration among members of the mathematics community, when co-authoring a journal article often involves contributors of different nationalities, we can only expect native math to be the odd one in a sea of even hybrids.
by MathPlus December 2, 2018
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math shots

a drinking game where for every math problem correctly done on your math homework, you take a shot
(This game is more for the slackers out there looking for motivation to get their homework done)
Slacker 1: Hey man, what's up?
Slacker 2: Not much, just procrastinating my math homework
Slacker 1: Why not try out math shots? You reward your teacher with the answer, and you get rewarded by getting hammered!
by Slacking101 January 7, 2013
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A-Math

Word by word meaning: Additional Mathematics
A more complex and tougher set of the subject known as Math, which is a subject which involves calculations. A-Math is a harder version of Math.
"Er…guys, remember, it's now A-Math time!" our teacher said to us.
by BENNEB January 7, 2014
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Bat Math

Brain-unfriendly or fiendish math questions that leverage on the public’s mixed attitude vis-à-vis the oft-feared bat, which has so far received bad publicity or negative press in the aftermath of unproven claims that it was the vector for the coronavirus pandemic.
Two examples of bat math are:
a) Today is Friday the 13th. Trump’s spiritual guide recommends that he should drink the blood of a bat 666 days from today to live a "normal” life free from nightmares and demonic attacks. What day of the week would he perform that dreaded ritual?
b) Given that 🦠 + 🦇= 76 and 🦠 × 🦇 = 19, what is the value of 1/🦠 + 1/🦇?
Answers: a) Saturday b) 4.
by MathPlus April 17, 2021
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My math teacher

The hottest sexiest milf alive !!!!
Person: do you like anyone?
Me: my math teacher she is a mega milf
by Ilovemorganwallen May 5, 2022
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Simpsons Math

A pop cultural term for counting in base 8, because each character in the Simpson family was born with four fingers on each hand, which means they would count like this: 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 10, 11, …, such that all eight-fingered members could do without the symbols 8 or 9.
In Simpsons math, “If Homer and Marge and their four kids looked at two spiders, how would they write and pronounce the total number of their legs?” 20 and “two-zero” rather than “twenty.”
by MathPlus June 12, 2021
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