Jean Yoga

The stretches and positions you do when trying to quickly break-in a new or freshly washed pair of jeans to make them comfortable.

I pulled these jeans straight out of the dryer and forgot to do my jean yoga. Now they're riding up my crotch.

by BigJoeT December 4, 2010

jean green

the .2 on your lap after rolling up, usually while in a car.

dude there was so much fuckin' jean green on my lap i coulda twisted another fatty.

by spanky patterson January 10, 2011

Jean Walter Scot

An early 1900's American author. Son of Polish immigrants. Known for his socio-anarchist views and ideas. Born in 1899 and died in 1948 at the age of 49. He garnered a very small following for his strong socialistic views and opposition to US occupation in the European theater of war during WWII.

Dang, you're kicking socialist like jean walter scot!

by AmLitGal September 9, 2010

Jean Support

when a girl seems to have the perfect, round, nice butt, though it may just be from her pants

Mat: she has a nice ass, id definitely grasp that
Me: heck yeah, it's definitely big but the shape may just be from jean support
Mat: true that

by Sir Skates A. Lot February 28, 2011

Jean Seam

Those lines that appear along the sides of your legs after you take off skinny jeans.

*in the changing room*
Girl one: Oh wow look at my jean seams.
Girl two: Don't buy two sizes too small next time. It doesn't make you look thinner.

by VBKarma March 23, 2011

Jeanis

(1)the Jeanis is something that takes shape in the front of your jeans that makes it look like you have a penis in your jeans, even if you don't (for the girls) (2) if you actually have a penis and the tiny Jeanis that occurs, makes it look bigger.

hey stacy you have a code jeanis happening you might wanna flatten that out

by jamie laurence May 16, 2011

JeanBob

Someone who rides their four-wheeler to a dollar store and is frightnened by thunderstorms. This person usually takes all day to eat a sandwich and frequents THE Walmart.

Person 1: I need a few things at the Dollar General, let's get in the car and go.

JeanBob: Nah man ! No need for a damn tutin' a-u-t-o-m-o-b-i-l-e-s when ya gots a FOUR WHEELER, dat can takes you ANYWURRRR !!!

by BuggybUGS May 17, 2011