Domestic Philosophy

The philosophical study of real time events that relates to your personal life expressed through videos and pictures.

Domestic Philosophy is also known as memes.

by Short Changed Hero August 31, 2023

NOC does

They were going to reset there sonic wall the NOC did not see anything wrong on the photo router. If the internet is not working. No other ticket was made they thought resetting the wall would correct the problem if it did not they would call back and we would reopen the ticket
This issue is now over 4 days old. So a new ticket number is needed

NOC Does: NOC Doesn't

by Pat the Cat Man January 9, 2013

Pinned doesn't

When a person can't go the extra leap to throw someone under the bus, because of close proximity.

I would love to call and ask for help.. the system has help for her, but I'm pinned doesn't, and can't.....just give her a call Ralph, and ask her why she is drinking so much.

by Petesbeeps September 14, 2017

adam doesnt exist

This is a conspiracy theory about, Adam doesnt exist.

Have you seen Adam and Zsófi in at the same time?

No,because Adam doesnt exist!

by Asfissia October 23, 2017

he doesn’t deserve you

The boy who says it to you is still in love with you

Girl: *something funny*
dude 1: Hahaha
Dude 2:*says to girl* it’s so funny how he like you so much
Girl: UGH he’s so annoying

Dude 2: He doesn’t deserve you

by EVERYONEHATESRANI21 May 22, 2018

Why does yours look different?

A question usually asked in referral to a man's penis. Asked by 12 year olds across the country.

Male 1: Dude, yours doesn't have the tip.
Male 2: Why does yours look different?
Male 1: I guess we were born different.

by PyroOfTF2 August 27, 2019

how does the bisection method work

when the perpendicularity of the photosynthesis bisector is ran under the ultra microscopic gamma rays that are induced via the solar panels atoms that reach a high enough state of matter to start the process of antidisestablishment on the microscopically small chip that is bisected via this process, and to do this you need a good heat source, and one of the bestest heat sources is plasma which is a star based ultra form that bisects and perpendiculares every possible combination of the dissectors, which proves the international theory that there are multiple worm holes that are being bisected via the inducing process.
now basically, you cannot bisect the angle that has been photosynthesised which means that we have to find a new way to run the communism which is one of the chip components that heat up the bisectionally induced megalonovia that is ran to do anything you can bisect in one sentence which then runs the ultimate program which is the infamous pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis process

how does the bisection method work

by unsectable November 20, 2019