ding dong ditch

when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves

ugh ding dong ditch. we need to get some boys in this town

by DINGDONGDITCH February 9, 2008

datcher

Party pooper and makes everything boring and not fun

Firend- are you going to the party?

Me- I can't

Firend- why?

Me- my lil sis told on me!

Friend -what a datcher!

by Zuraha November 26, 2016

Ditch pig

A group of mountain bikers in Victoria BC. They are renowned for their ability to find trails and their annual long distance rides through the wilderness.

Double the the order for beer, food, TP and air freshner. The Ditch Pigs aare stopping here on their annual tour.

by Porky Pig November 5, 2003

docchi

something exclusively said by dumbass sagittariuses, usually in the context of hiding in denial of facing the truth.

person a: hey if you had a fursona what animal would it be
person ♐️: docchi (leaves chat)

by __beebot February 10, 2021

ditchererererererer

some one who ditches their date for other people

Emo was a ditchererererererer at her freshman homecoming when she ditched Christian for Jerry and Garret.

by falconAERO October 29, 2004

Ditch Chicken

Used primarily in the underground world. Made popular around the Upstate New York area.

1) A woman who continues to hook up with men out of her league, and consistently gets rejected and goes back to hanging out with regs.

2) A lady who has spent a long time dating one guy and is dumped for a another more attractive mate.

3) A person you find throwing up while trying to find a good place to take a piss outside a party.

4) A streewalker who can be seen wandering around after 3 AM or 4 AM.

You hear Taylor dated Seth Green. Guess what she dumped her, and now she wants back with me. She's such a ditch chicken.

Hey bro whos the ditch chicken out back with the heaves?

Come on, we should stop and pick up a ditch chicken; it's our last night in Vegas.

by SsTtUu June 10, 2011

Ditch Witch

A Witch that will make it easier for you to ditch class, or to ditch your friends (if you have any)

The ditch witch helped Tommy to ditch class.

by Jaykay4132 April 14, 2014