buffer food

A meal prepared in such a way that its presentation and/or appearance will generate its own conversation, thereby eliminating awkward communication among incompatible guests.

Imma fix a series of buffer food courses for tomorrow night's dinner party, and hoping like hell that people will focus on the food instead of pushing each other's buttons.

by pfon November 28, 2012

Buffellatio

The act of oral sex with hot sauce, or remnants from a spicy meal, in the mouth of the giver.

I delivered her hot wings, she ate a few, and she enjoyed them so much that she tipped me with Buffellatio.

by Boston Comic Mike October 22, 2013

Buffering Balls

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.

Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.

by joemanshowman September 3, 2015

buffet anxiety performance

when a fat bastard who can usually polish off food like a walrus, gets anxiety performance at a buffet, and cant get past the first two plates without exhausting himself/herself.

Andy went to the treasure island buffet in vegas, and suffered from buffet anxiety performance (BAP). he had one plate and was rooted, and couldn't get anymore in. he felt completely ripped off.

by kernelab January 15, 2016

buffer

/'buh-fah/
noun.
1. A person who takes unnecessarily long to say/explain something.

Stop being such a buffer and just say what you want to say!

by The_N[]RM May 29, 2017

buffer mouns

a device used to make soup

im gonna use my buffer mouns

by Thetrumpdrumf January 16, 2021

curry buffet

an easy or promiscuous girl; any booty call in general, particularly someone who is a booty call for many people

"Hey that girl's pretty."
"Who, her? no way man, half the school's been to that curry buffet."
--or--
"That girl's an all day curry buffet" ("all day" can be replaced with "all-you-can-eat")

by DarkKnight1234567990 January 22, 2009