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Toot-and-boot

When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.
Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.

Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
by bellawella99 August 30, 2014
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Suck My Boot

To Suck ones Boot. Generally used as an insult.
Originally composed by a young Southampton boy, Now used throughout England.
by Greeneyedjunkie February 19, 2007
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Team Ninja Boot

A team of 4 or more gentlemen setting out on a quest for camel toe, beer and a challenge of fisticuffs at the end of the night. Team Ninja Boot consists of friends who are willing to help each other out in the pursuit of any type of alcoholic beverage, any type of sausage wallet and any type of fight at the end of the night.

Team Ninja Boot originated in the San Fernando Valley on a excursion to Las Vegas.
"Oh that's Team Ninja Boot popping bottles and starting carne with the bouncer over there. Don't mind them."
by supra2qwk4u December 9, 2008
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das boot

A piece of fecal matter so dense it sinks to the bottom of the toilet and into the pipe, much like a submarine.
I ate a philly cheese steak and low and behold I shat a das boot
by RP NINJA August 1, 2006
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Das Boot

A german exotic sex move where you shove your foot up a girls vagina while having sex. Preferably wearing a boot.
Tommy totally Das Booted Allison because she said she wanted a real german man!
by Tealtightsyeabuddy August 13, 2010
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toot it & boot it

When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an excuse (usually the bathroom) and ditches him.
i met him at the club
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.
by 626er August 31, 2010
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Moon Boot

The recepticle into which a space dock takes place
He slipped that frozen turd into my Moon Boot........
by Appollo 9 August 20, 2003
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