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Toot-and-boot 

When someone fart's silently in a large group of people and tries to slip out of the room before anyone realizes what's happened.
Emma: I was in Target with a group of people and all of the sudden Kyle says goodbye and leaves. A few seconds later, we all smelled a fart. I know Kyle toot-and-booted it.

Sarah: He did the same thing to me and some other people after the movie was over the other day!
Toot-and-boot by bellawella99 August 30, 2014
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Suck My Boot 

To Suck ones Boot. Generally used as an insult.
Originally composed by a young Southampton boy, Now used throughout England.
Dave: "Suck My BOOT!"
Jo: "Hahahahahahahahahahaha"
Suck My Boot by Greeneyedjunkie February 19, 2007
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Team Ninja Boot 

A team of 4 or more gentlemen setting out on a quest for camel toe, beer and a challenge of fisticuffs at the end of the night. Team Ninja Boot consists of friends who are willing to help each other out in the pursuit of any type of alcoholic beverage, any type of sausage wallet and any type of fight at the end of the night.

Team Ninja Boot originated in the San Fernando Valley on a excursion to Las Vegas.
"Oh that's Team Ninja Boot popping bottles and starting carne with the bouncer over there. Don't mind them."
Team Ninja Boot by supra2qwk4u December 9, 2008

das boot 

A piece of fecal matter so dense it sinks to the bottom of the toilet and into the pipe, much like a submarine.
I ate a philly cheese steak and low and behold I shat a das boot
das boot by RP NINJA August 1, 2006

Das Boot 

A german exotic sex move where you shove your foot up a girls vagina while having sex. Preferably wearing a boot.
Tommy totally Das Booted Allison because she said she wanted a real german man!
Das Boot by Tealtightsyeabuddy August 13, 2010

toot it & boot it

When a girl dances, flirts, or gives a guy attention at a club to get him to buy her a drink. After she gets a drink for her and maybe her friends, she makes an excuse (usually the bathroom) and ditches him.
i met him at the club
then i said wassup
i took him to the bar
and you know i toot it & boot it...
and i made him feel stupid.
toot it & boot it by 626er August 31, 2010

Moon Boot 

The recepticle into which a space dock takes place
He slipped that frozen turd into my Moon Boot........
Moon Boot by Appollo 9 August 20, 2003