Tearan

A glorious man who is a God walking amoung mortals, he is the best friend anyone could ask for, can be weird in a good way, he is the God of Jokes, the best guy to have around

Bro, you're a Tearan

by 406 Weird Man March 28, 2023

Salmon Tears

A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.

'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'

by Tund March 6, 2008

Chump Tears

Chump tears are tears cried over trivial television matters.

Oh man everyone had chump tears over that Lost Finale.

by goodmorningasif June 22, 2011

true tears

Tears that are shed when someone's heart is truly broken.

Jessica cried when her boyfriend dumped her, but they weren't true tears because she didn't really love him.

by Hunter Oshino May 25, 2016

Apache Tear

A gem associated with truth and insecurities.

Apache Tears reveal cracks and weaknesses, see past truth and lie, nothing can hide from this gem.

by TeaMun March 12, 2017

Queer Tears

The feeling of depression that comes along with discovering that your crush is hetro and for that reason you can never be with them.

"Hey, you know that Mark Lee is hetro, right?"
"Wait, really?"
"Yeah"
*begins walking away*
"Hey, where are you going?"
"I'm going to my room to let out my Queer Tears."

by Doc. Coc June 25, 2017

buffalo tears

Buffalo tears....are fake tears with really no tears at all ..someone not really crying but making there voice sound like they r crying and wiping there nose like they r crying...

Buffalo tears....is someone acting like they r crying with no tears at all

Buffalo tears.....are someone bullshiting someone else with fake tears

Tell me u sae that....that kid wasnt upset at all getting caught lying....he sounded upset but did u see his face not a tear one....he had buffalo tears...he just bullshit you

by PRETTY IN COPPER July 27, 2017