Smart Vento

Smart Vento is an affiliate marketing company that currently on pre-launch.

Smart Vento is a smart wind since vento is an italian word for wind.

That is Smart Vento!!!

by smartpromoter November 16, 2012

smarmaloney

(1) Sandwich meat that is WAY past it's expiration date: has a funky smell, a slimy coating, and is not fit to be eaten.
(2) A lie that a smarmy person tells you.
(3) Rotten meat

That lying buffoon is so full of smarmaloney, I don't believe a word he says.

by NoLoKarmaShow September 17, 2013

smarmaceuticals

(1) Questionable party drugs, distributed by a greasy scumbag.
(2) All recalled, formerly FDA approved, treatment medications.

(3) Greedy drug manufacturing companies.

Gosh, I wonder why these smarmaceuticals charge $100 for a pill that costs them a penny to make?? That just doesn't add up!

by NoLoKarmaShow September 21, 2013

smart quick service restaurant

A quick service restaurant (QSR) applying innovative technology to facilitate more efficient operations while driving customer engagement.

That smart quick service restaurant is using interactive digital menu boards to visually engage with customers.

by Smart QSR Guy November 29, 2013

smart farter

Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.

Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter

by loma_prieta January 9, 2014

smart gambler

A smart gambler is one who does not go to the ATM at the casino.

This is Shahid's fourth trip to the ATM... He is not a smart gambler.

by JohnnyPunani May 11, 2014

Smartease

A person who is a tease and knows exactly what they're doing because they're smart about it

"Don't mess with Bianca, she'll get you hooked, she's a smartease"

by pythorus September 8, 2016