Snorkeling

The covering up of an erection by tucking it into the waist band of your trousers, sometimes the tip of the snorkle (purple helmet) is revealed when a person raises there arms and the t-shirt rises. Snorkeling is mostly used by by secondary school children trying to hide an erection of their class crush.

The new science teacher is so hot, snorkeling was the only option to walk across the classroom without my trouser bulge being spotted.

by Taff Davies March 3, 2010

spark

To insult, start to insult

Boy, if u dont shut up, im gonna spark you.

by Moe March 5, 2004

snorky

(noun)
1. Term to describe or label a person (or pet) who tends to snore while sleeping.
2. Can be used as a term of affection.

"My snorky keeps me up at night from his snoring!"
"Kona, our lil' boston terrier, is such a snorky with her squishy face, it's adorable!"

by jedi_freshie December 30, 2014

sporkfest

a festival during spring break in colorodo when everyone "spoons" or more appropriatly "sporks"

in Breckenridge, Colorodo we had a sporkfest '06 and it was sexxxy

by steve-jon April 25, 2006

Pork Snorkel

The act of providing oral resuscitation services to a male's bologna pony, while submerged underwater.

1) "Leah really pork snorkeled Mike in the hot-tub last night", said Ryan.

2) Kirstin has no gag reflex. She was able to pork snorkel Larry's stinky pickle for 30 seconds before surfacing for air!

by BaconAteHer December 9, 2012

Sporkanite

Believer in the philosophy of the great SporK.

Believer in SporKanism.

People on BFC are Sporkanites.

by Tom May 1, 2004

snorkel florp

The act of shoving a snorkle in your bum hole whilst swimming with the aquatic creature by the name of sheep head

My great uncles final wish was to go snorkel florping so we took him and he died.

by JoeTheHobo May 20, 2017