Retail Therapy

1. An idiot's way of dealing with an idiotic problem.

2, One of the most moronic notions bestowed upon humankind that simply buying some frivolous mass-produced good can alleviate one's mood or take away a bad feeling caused by a REAL problem, when in fact buying some random product will do nothing about the actual problem but MAY induce an hour's worth of distraction which is enough for people who have the attention span and memory of a chipmunk.

1. Omg, like my friend totally didn't text me back and I've been waiting for 2 minutes!! I'm totally gunna go to the mall and blow up my credit card now to ease this PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. FML!!!

2. Omg!! I just found out I have a Sexually Transmitted Disease and it's like sooooOOoo gross. I need some retail therapy!!! *30 min. later* This dress is so cute... why was I upset again??

by hoopladoopla December 24, 2010

full retard

act stupid, moronical or like an imbecile

never go full retard!

by kajoe October 1, 2008

retard

society has decided that retard means someone stupid, dumb, weird, etc. but really, a retard is someone who is mentally retarded and has a mental condition that effects how they learn or do things.

Look at the first definiton for Retard and you will find the correct definiton.

by Anonymous January 6, 2007

insecure retard

A straightedge middle-aged videogame addict who lives in the past, brags to others about instant messaging "hotties" and talking to more "hotties" all day on a headset over internet games with no camera support.

Avoids confrontation and declines any form of challange by running in himself circles (and away from live chickens).

"I could drop a deuce, play with it in the toilet, and I'd get more answers than actually expecting this insecure retard to own up."

"MKF30 is an insecure retard!"

by MKF30 March 25, 2007

Full Retard

Basically this means a person went too far out of character, in a negative way, and now we don't know this person anymore. However, if this person still has one redeeming quality that we can connect with then it saves that person from this title.

Before the term "Full Retard" became popular it was called acting completely out of character.

This person could be in a movie or a friend or an acquaintance. It would have to be someone you would know or someone that is expected to act a certain way like a police officer, firefighter, judge, etc..

Timmy: "Tom went full retard after his team lost the world series. Nobody needs to jam a hot curling iron up their butt when their team loses. I don't even know him anymore." = Full Retard

Tracy: "Stacy went full retard after her mom stole her boyfriend, for the third time"
Bruce: "Yeah, setting her mom's clothes on fire is so unlike her."
Jimmy: "But Stacy still works at the movie theater and hooks us up so she's still cool with me."
Lexis: "Besides, Stacy's mom has got it going on, and everyone knows that." = Not Full Retard

by Deeez00 May 25, 2018

Dirty Cowboy Retainer

When your significant other has a dip in, and you proceed to ejaculate into there mouth. The one receiving the sperm then shows both the chew and sperm mixing into a warm stew. After a few seconds of basking, they swallow all the sperm and chew.

for my birthday, my wife performed the dirty cowboy retainer.

by Clint Myers December 9, 2008

retard baby

someone who is stupid or does stupid things
babies are retarted
people who act like retards are retard babies

"Retard baby, that says 300, not zero" shoshana said to guerin
"I can't believe you showed that cake with penises drawn all over it to a teacher, you retard baby!"
"Willie is the biggest retard baby I know"

by g ho November 5, 2007