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A straightedge middle-aged videogame addict who lives in the past, brags to others about instant messaging "hotties" and talking to more "hotties" all day on a headset over internet games with no camera support.

Avoids confrontation and declines any form of challange by running in himself circles (and away from live chickens).
"I could drop a deuce, play with it in the toilet, and I'd get more answers than actually expecting this insecure retard to own up."

"MKF30 is an insecure retard!"
by MKF30 March 21, 2007
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