definiton
definiton by Poopbuttman November 14, 2019
accurate definiton
Person 1: Hey, today I was reading a very accurate definiton on urban dictionary that said giraffes use their long necks to reach up into the sky and stab birds with their horns!
Person 2: Really? I thought they just reached up into trees to get at leaves
Person 1: Nah, that's a common misconception. Just check out urbandictionary.com, it'll set you straight. You know, dictionaries are always right!
Person 2: Really? I thought they just reached up into trees to get at leaves
Person 1: Nah, that's a common misconception. Just check out urbandictionary.com, it'll set you straight. You know, dictionaries are always right!
accurate definiton by whatifidon'thaveaname December 6, 2009
real definiton
something urban dictionary
me: hey let me search up car on urban dictionary hopefully it is a real definiton
urban dictionary: sex
urban dictionary: sex
real definiton by door man who eats doors July 28, 2022
Friend (brody's definiton)
somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them in an endless cycle
Friend: somebody that you annoy the fuck out of to the point that they hate you, then you gotta act cool to them Friend (brody's definiton)
Friend (brody's definiton) by PepegaClapOmegalul March 22, 2020
mathil is the definiton of mam
mathil is the definiton of mam by Alex Dragon October 7, 2008
Typical Urbandictionary Definition
When someone, most likely a prepubescent 13 year old, writes a sex definition for something which has nothing to do with the word you looked up.
Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -
"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"
A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.
Theoretical example - I look up forum troll, because i've seen it used extensively on forums, and never understood what it meant. One of the definitions will most likely be something like this -
"While ur fucking ur girl from behind in teh dark, u put a dildo instead of ur dick in her hole, u then grab a cardboard box full of troll dolls and begin throwing them at her, all the while yelling ATTACK OF TEH FORUM TROLLS!!!"
A typical urbandictionary definition deserves deletion, it contributes nothing to the viewer's knowledge, and only serves to prove how idiotic the poster is.
see roflcopter I think its about the 6th definition down. That is a prime example of a typical urbandictionary definition.
Typical Urbandictionary Definition by Cowboy_z71 February 26, 2010
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