Plunkard

A person who is not real, but they will not admit it.

Guy: Dude, you aren't real man.
Plunkard: What? I'm real..

by Plunkard April 7, 2008

Plutimic Relationship

Pertaining to a relationship in which one or more parties insists that the relationship does not involve any sexual intimacy but in reality involves various and repeated examples of sexual contact

Antonym: Platonic

Jim told his wife that he and Denise were just buddies but the truth was they were engaged in a lusty and tempestuous plutimic relationship

by Evil Dan February 8, 2009

ass plugger

person who plugs an ass with thier cock

jim plugged glorias ass at the party

by tim moats July 6, 2003

baja plug

The first shit you take while visiting Baja California. It's signifigance is that it is usually followed by hot, frequent, and sometimes uncontrollable shitting.

I should never have dropped my baja plug! Now I can't stop shitting, my ass is on fire, and I have just sprayed a wet fart in my last pair of pants. Fuck Mexico, I'm going home!

by Logan Earth Ski November 2, 2005

mud plug

When you fuck someone in the ass and get a plug of shit in your piss hole. Related to a poop noodle...

I pissed out a mud plug.

by d0c March 14, 2008

plum sucker

Simply - one who likes to teabag.

My ex-girlfriend Jen wasnt great at giving head but she was a hell of a plum sucker.

by Colster69 January 14, 2009

plumper

A term used mainly by FAs and BBW admirers to refer to an attractive and sexy woman who is definitely chubby and curvy. Big in the hips and legs, and usually lerge breasted.

"Man, check out that plumper on the other sidewalk! She's got it all in the right places!"

"Don't set me up on any more blind dates with those scrawny bimbos, Al. Find me a plumper with some brains!"

by BBW chaser September 16, 2004