Slapping The Post Office

A eupherism for tripping on acid.

"Teneal's dad almost drove over some niggers, he must have been slapping the post office all night long"

by MrsDrSeuss October 28, 2011

putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

The term is used when a person has loaded a Sniper and is going to shoot someone in the head. Originally meaning to elect Lyndon B. Johnson as president.

"Hey Dickhead, don't let my ass see you putting Lyndon B. Johnson into office

by IhaveHIV November 15, 2019

Office Assaulter

This is the name given to the person in your office, who no one really likes, that always finds a way to cop an unwanted feel.

While I was working quietly at my desk Kevin came up behind me and started to rub my back, I was so disgusted. He is such an Office Assaulter!

by jb02 December 9, 2008

officer hairy bush

the term you use when your arresting officer has more hair on his bush then on his head... also when an someone does not believe in cleaning there nether regions....

i got arrested the other day and i swear to god to officer was officer hairy bush!! i took one look at him and couldn't stop laugher.. poor guy

by hairaphobia August 21, 2008

The office "LOL Cat"

The person at your office who is responsible for sending or forwarding most of the junk mail you receive. Their inbox is usually full of emails with titles like "Funniest Kid Ever," or "Cute Whale Photos."

Person 1: Dammit, not again!

Person 2: What's wrong man?

Person 1: Cindy, the office "LOL Cat" sent me another stupid chain email about dogs wearing sunglasses.

by Jeff the bear March 9, 2010

I'm in the Office

If you know this phrase then your probably on the phone with Luigi right now. He seems to use this to deflect the awkward of notion of looking down and seeing his unfortunately small sized man junk. He thinks this this phrase is whimsical and funny. However as fasicious as it may be it is unsanitary to talk on the phone while defacating, and rude to talk to anyone while in the act of pushing feces out of your ass.

Cole: *answers* Hey
Luigi: Hey what's up?
Cole: Just got home, you?
Luigi: I'm in the Office
Cole: Why the fuck do you always call me when your taking a shit.
Luigi: *thinks to self* "i have small man junk"

by Cole Truman March 25, 2008

Get out my office

Basically telling someone that they aren't on your level, and they need to go somewhere else until they are.

Ooh, get out my office before you get murked, mane.

by Jayzgame May 1, 2004