Homo Erectile

A man who has Erectile Dysfunction causing them to Be Homosexual.
Did you hear that Tyler is Homo Erectile I
by That’s my pie September 08, 2020
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Homo spindelus

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.
"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."
by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011
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Homo floridus

Aka Florida man. A living species of human other than Homo sapiens. They are our closest living cousins and are capable of doing insane things which we are unable to do.
That Homo floridus just wrestled 3 grizzly bears and 1 mountain lion all together and killed them with zero effort.
by Diego_Brando April 06, 2022
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Homo-llurist

A girl or guy who is attracted to, fancies, and even falls in love with gay people of the opposite sex. And who are not at all interested in straight people of the opposite sex.
A homo-llurist man is one whom is ONLY interested in lesbians.

A homo-llurist woman is one who is ONLY interested in gay men.
by maluxiuz February 07, 2010
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Homo shamer

Similar to homophobic, but not actually afraid of gay people or culture. Instead, homo shamers are intolerant to gay people.
Eric: Dude stop sucking my dick.
Shane: you homo shamer!!!!!
by Mix and Mum July 26, 2017
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no homo lmao

No homo lmao” is something said by “straight “ men who are to scared to admit they’re gay and are so far in the closet they can see Mr. Tumnus from Narnia .
*John and Brady kiss *

John: No homo lmao

later

Brady: it’s not gay bc we said no homo lmao
by ….hi…. November 25, 2021
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No homo wizard

A person with the power to bless anyone with the 24 hour no homo pass
A kid on the bus was a no homo wizard and he blessed me now I can do anything gay and I will still be straight for 24 hours.
by Yeetmaster06 September 09, 2019
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