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homo faggotus

Homo Faggotus (n)
A subspecies of Homo Sapiens.

Quite common.
Recognizeable by the sheer amout of stiff cocks in their orifices.
OP is sucking cock again, what a homo faggotus!
by ObamaWasTaken July 21, 2020
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Homo floridus

Aka Florida man. A living species of human other than Homo sapiens. They are our closest living cousins and are capable of doing insane things which we are unable to do.
That Homo floridus just wrestled 3 grizzly bears and 1 mountain lion all together and killed them with zero effort.
by Diego_Brando April 5, 2022
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Homo Idioticus

A split group of Homo Sapiens that have evolved to have up to 80% less brain matter, thus greatly decreasing intelligence.
Bob: "How could Carl possibly be that dumb?"
Jake: "I think he is a Homo Idioticus."
by Jimothy A. Bonquavious April 7, 2022
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Homo spindelus

Homo spindelus is a recently discovered humanoid species. Characteristics of Homo spindelus are: short in height, very hairy, lack of proper vocalizations, poor eyesight, the tendency to make homosexual remarks, and lacking cognitive ability.
"Do you remember Michael from high school?"
"Yeah, he's definitely a Homo spindelus."
by Mr Pedobear October 18, 2011
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homo angel

A person who is a know-it-all, acts gay, doesn't know how to shut up, no brain-to-mouth filter, gets butt hurt if ignored, anger issues, hates everybody and blames them, bitches about everything, hates to drive, loves drinking and doesn't know is an embarressment. hates affection and frigid like an angel. A very rare species.
The guy behind me hasn't stopped talking the whole time and hasn't noticed he is embaressing himself.. what a homo angel...
by explorerofhomoangels February 3, 2013
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Homo erectus

French for a gay man’s penis
Homo erectus (meaning 'upright man') were a species of archaic humans from the Pleistocene, earliest occurrence about 2 mya. They are proposed to be the direct ancestors to several human species, such as H. heidelbergensis, H. antecessor, Neanderthals, Denisovans, and modern humans.34 As a chronospecies, the time of its disappearance is thus a matter of contention or even convention. There are also several proposed subspecies with varying levels of recognition.
Wow that’s a huge homo erectus
by Cum bare fly March 19, 2020
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Homo Kryptonite

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"
(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"
by wolfpacleader1986 January 5, 2012
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