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Finsta

A Finsta is an instagram account that, usually young girls, create to share stories and posts with often funny, bizarre and extravagant content, where their real person shines through in all its facets, and not just the "socially accepted" part. All things that they are afraid to post on their real profile because they have a strong fear of the judgment of others and they don't have a strong enough personality to give a damn and post that type of content on their main profile, so they need another one, followed by few people and private, where they can feel safe and "authorized" to post quirky things, thinking that they are not judged by those few people, even if it is not true.
"I think I'm posting this video while I dance drunk on my Finsta... it's too embarrassing"
by PainlessAlex June 26, 2022
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Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade

A sex move. To perform it, gather some of your closest friends and lovers, and make your way down to the C floor of Firestone Library. Stand in a line, ass-to-crotch, and close the stacks until the whole gang is wedged firmly in between, akin to human centipede. Begin coitus.

Serves 8-18.
Oh man, I love doing the Firestone C Floor Mardi Gras Parade! I went with Charlie, Summer, Burt, Sammy, Violet, Noah, and Chester last night, and we had a great time.
by the_rattler September 30, 2022
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finessement

When you know you are going to commit finessing before it occurs.
I'm about to do some finessement.
by JD IS DA GOAT October 27, 2022
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finesse from the couch

“Finesse from the couch”

“I’m a real b*tch I finesse from the couch. No long talking you know what I’m about, put the money in my pocket and b*tch I’m out” DVBLM

When one does business from home.

When you’re a boss and you don’t have to leave your house to make money.
“Dee needs to finesse from the couch sometimes. She does this by staying home and bossing other people around on her phone. They make chump change and she makes the big bucks
by Naomi-D-Vanessa July 28, 2023
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Funestment

The amount of time, energy, and finances one is willing to invest in fun.
Music Festival tickets are a Funestment. Fantastic Funestment choice to buy a boat.
by MsLisaLee September 1, 2023
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finsta

a spam instagram account, usually where they would post things they wouldn’t post on their main.
Did you see Ava’s finsta?”
“No, what was it?”
“She was at a party and she posted a bunch of photos of her drinking alc”
by bumble_beeee June 15, 2023
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Finesmurks

The likes of Danish people who complain about Norwegian food they receive for free.
"Don't listen to those finesmurks from Copenhagen"
by Attila H August 16, 2024
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