dhitb

1. Acronym for, Do Her In The Butt
2.The solution to all problems with females.

Lee: What should I do Mike? My wife is thinking about leaving me, and taking the kids with her.

Mike: dhitb

by state 08 December 28, 2005

DHS

(Michigan) Department of Human Services - A place to go to apply for food stamps and other public assistance. Can be the most tedious or the most amusing hours of waiting possible, depending on clientele that day. Activities include counting the number of applicants that do NOT speak English and refuse to learn as compared to the ones that tell you what they are OWED from the state.

Person 1: I just went to DHS to apply for food stamps. No one in the waiting room spoke English.

Person 2: Yeah, well when I was there, I got to listen to two bitches yell about how their illegitimate children were going to starve after their caseworker told them to get a job.

food stamps welfare ebt bridge card lazy ass

by vrtljj August 21, 2010

Dhrupad

A grave insult in any language. The utmost disrespectful word to anyone it is uttered upon. It is the equivalence if raping someone's mom in their face and giving her a Houdini.

Lebron James is a traitor, ball rider, and uncivilized monkey. Nah Scratch that! He's a mother F***in Dhrupad!

by ChodMeraGaand June 29, 2011

Dhar Mann

a motivational youtuber that makes my dick hard whenever i watch him

dhar mann fam is teh best!!!! #dharmannfam

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

dhanvi

angel,godess,best person in the world

dhanvi - angel

by d=ange; January 23, 2022

DHL

An excellent 1st class courier company that can be blamed for the non arrival of purchased goods anywhere around the world. DHL can also be blamed by anyone who has lied and said they sent you a Christmas present which will never arrive. Also birthdays, or any gift giving occasion you haven't been arsed with can be blamed on DHL.

'I can't believe you still haven't received the present I got you. It's been 6 months already. Never using DHL again!!'
'Honestly don't worry about it. You didn't know DHL stands for Damaged, Held or Lost.'

by MJwrites July 29, 2017

DHQ

A Dry hump queen

a girl who love to dry hump all the time, scared of water or moisture ex: KOKO

by Kyle March 29, 2004