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Cryptocurrency Miners

Arseholes who buy out every gaming GPU in stock so that they can fatten their purses with little to no effort. Because of these utter shitbags, the prices of gaming graphics cards have soared, and few are in stock. Worse still, after using and abusing the dozens of cards they bought, they sell them to poor unknowing buyers on the internet. If you can't buy a new graphics card, these fucks are to blame.
"All I can buy right now is a GT 1030, fuck, I wanted a GTX 1060, but it's not worth it when they cost a thousand bucks, damn cryptocurrency miners"
Cryptocurrency Miners by TADPOOL January 31, 2018
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Crypticnoone in every girls comments: hey lol
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cryptopsy 

A technical death metal band from Montreal, Quebec, Canada.

The band consists of Lord Worm (Dan Greening) - vocals, Alex Auburn - Lead and rhythm guitars and backing vocals, Josh Kramer - Lead and rhythm guitars, Stephen Chavis - Bass, Flo Mounier - Insane ass drummer, also backing vocals.

Lord Worm used to partake in a peculiar stage show of engaging in the activity of consuming worms, these would also occasionally be fed to mall goth's in the front row. He left the band in 1997 to teach English to adults, in most of his lyrics this is an obvious talent he beholds, he re-joined in 2003. He wields a mighty scream which he holds for 28 seconds in "Open Face Surgery" and grunts that are almost completely undecipherable.

Flo Mounier (Florient Mounier) is also another popular favorite of the band, the drummer, considered one of the best heavy metal drummers in the world reaching insane speeds with his double kick drum but still been able to keep a nice rhythm, could probably play just as fast using his nostrils. Also released his own drumming DVD (Extreme Metal Drumming 101) which includes drumming lessons and footage of him in his glory.
Did you see everyone beating the shit out of each other at that Cryptopsy concert?

I bought Flo's DVD, I can reach 1 200b/m on a tamborine now.
cryptopsy by Tipskin March 31, 2007

Crybanging

When a song has beautiful lyrics or chords, to the point of making you cry. But then the drop is so heavy, that you want to headbang. So you simultaneously cry and headbang at the same time.
Man, that new illenium song had be crybanging the whole time!
Crybanging by ashyy_07 August 1, 2019
Noun. To be so full of extreme anger or hurt, it brings you to tears.
After Tim dropped the Jubilee Cup into the lake, I was consumed by cryrage. wheninromebro. com
Cryrage by inhisownwrite May 7, 2010
Empathetic (ethical) "more-conscious-than-conscious" artificial intelligence
Empathy--as an attribute over consciousness- - is the holy grail of ethical AI--a true cryborg.
cryborg by sandraxine May 30, 2017

Crystal Meth 

I destroy homes, I tear families apart,
I take your children and thats just the start.

I'm more costly then diamonds, more precious then gold,
The sorrow I bring is a sight to behold.

If you need me, remember I'm easily found,
I live all around you - in schools and in town.

I live with the rich, I live with the poor,
I live down the street and maybe next door.

I'm made in a lab, but not like you think,
I can be made under the kitchen sink.

In your child's closet and even in the woods,
If this scares you to death well it certainly should.

I have many names, but there's one you know best,
I'm sure you've heard of me, my name is Crystal Meth.

My power is awesome, try me you'll see,
But if you do, you may never break free.

Just try me once and I might let you go,
But try me twice and I'll own your soul.

When I possess you, you'll steal and you'll lie,
You do what you have to - just to get high.

The crimes you'll commit for my narcotic charms,
Will be worth the pleasure you'll feel in your arms.

You'll lie to your mother, you'll steal from your dad
When you see there tears, you should feel sad.

But you'll forget your morals and how you were raised,
I'll be your conscience, I'll teach you my ways.

I take kids from parents, and parents from kids
I turn people from God, and seperate friends.

I'll take everything from you, your looks and your pride,
I'll be with you always - right by your side.

You'll give up everything - your family, your home,
Your friends, your money, then you'll be alone.

I'll take and take, till you have nothing more to give,
When I'm finished with you, you'll be lucky to live.

If you try me be warned - this is no game,
If given the chance, I'll drive you insane.

I'll ravish your body, I'll control your mind,
I'll own you completely, your soul will be mine.

The nightmares I'll give you while lying in bed,
The voices you'll hear, from inside your head.

The sweats, the shakes, the visions you'll see,
I want you to know these are all gifts from me.

But then it's too late, and you'll know in your heart,
That you are mine and we shall not part.

You'll regret that you tried me, they always do,
But you came to me, not I to you.

You knew this would happen, many times you were told,
But you challenged my power, and chose to be bold.

You could of said no, and just walked away,
If you could live that day over, now what would you say?

I'll be your master, you will be my slave,
I'll even go with you, when you go to your grave.

Now that you have met me, what will you do?
Will you try me or not? It's all up to you.

I can bring more misery then words can tell
Come take my hand, let me lead you to hell.
Crystal Meth by GraBug April 12, 2008