Aspirin between the knees

Implies that if a woman were to suspend an aspirin between her knees, she would be unable to spread her legs without dropping the aspirin, thus, by keeping the aspirin suspended between her knees, she would be unable to engage in activities deemed sinful by crazy out-of-touch right wing nut jobs who wish to impose their religious will on the American public

Person 1:

"Hey! Did you see that Rick Santorum supporter Foster Friess on TV the other day? That nut job actually suggested that women should suspend an aspirin between the knees and use that as contraception!"

Person 2:
"Man, that guy is out of touch! I guess we can thank right wing nutters like those guys for paving the way to Obama's second term..."

by phroug2 April 15, 2012

Asperger's Syndrome

Something in today's advanced world you would think would have at least a medical treatment for it, even a cure.

"Tha guy looking for a cure for Asperger's Syndrome, do you reckon he has it himself"?

by youdon'tknowme! May 24, 2012

drawstring asphyxia

choking caused when the drawstring of a participants pants or shorts get tangled around another's neck while they are engaged in a dry sixty nine

That dude almost died from drawstring asphyxia while he was dry sixty nining his prude girlfriend.

by Marin Dad September 29, 2008

autoerotic asphyxiation

When you come and go at the same time

poor fella came and went at the same time

(autoerotic asphyxiation)

by Dubiks February 9, 2019

asprin

A medicine used to overdose on.

I overdoes on Asprin.

by L January 8, 2005

asparagus

a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.

elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?!
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u

by cutiepatootiewithanicebooty June 15, 2014

Aspergers

Minor Autism or someone who is highly functioning with Autism.
Can learn and grow unlike some with Autism.

John: I have Aspergers.
Jake: Wow! I never realised that, you seemed so normal.

by comedyislife December 3, 2019