asparagus

a term used to describe a hella gross penis that is skinny and has a greenish tint to it.

elaine-omg becky did you see that asparagus?!
becky-omg yeah i could fit like 69 of them in my mouth
elaine-do you think i could get an STD from giving him head?
becky-you'll never know unless you find out
elaine-thx for the advice bae. luv u

by cutiepatootiewithanicebooty June 15, 2014