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virginia vaccuum

The act of sucking a steaming hot turd out of your partner's sweet asshole.
I can't believe I gave sally a Virginia vaccuum yesterday! My mouth still tastes disgusting!
by EthanScheiber November 20, 2016
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West Virginia Remote Control

This happens when having anal sex doggy style with a girl on the living room floor, close to the TV you both are watching. You tell her you want to watch the ball game. When she says "get the remote", you grab it, stick it in her snatch and make her change the channel by hand.
Johns girl loves to watch Will and Grace and have anal sex and the same time.This night John wanted to watch the ball game, when she smarted off. She got the West Virginia Remote Control.
by Jeff Dailey August 13, 2007
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University of Virginia

See definitions for UVA, as the Va. Tech students who made those definitions struggled with the spelling of "university".
I go to the University of Virginia, and we really don't have anything against people who go to Va. Tech. However, they seem to dedicate their lives to fueling this one-sided rivalry.
by xxIanxx January 23, 2006
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virgingity

Ryan: I'd totally screw that redhead over there. you?

Sam: Nah man, i need to retain my virgingity. I have some self respect.
by jsababy August 24, 2008
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Virginia Slap

The acting slapping someone square on the vagina with the backside of your hand. The slapper's hand must be held vertically and loosely.

To perform the virginia slap CORRECTLY:

1. Position yourself with a clear shot at the slappee's vagina.

2. Make sure that your forearm is vertical and the back of your hand is facing the vagina you intend to slap.

3. Quickly snap your arm/wrist forward and let your hand smack the vagina. A sharp sound should resonate (a FUPA, however, may result in more of a dull thud).

4. One usually utters, "Virigina..." before committing this act. Yelling, "SLAP!" as you slap the vagina is slightly less common.

Oddly enough, this phrase originated in Connecticut.

Note - The Virigina Slap can also be performed with a spanking motion from the side. Different positioning is needed for this.
Bethany was bored by her inexperienced new boyfriend. Thinking back on her old relationship with Dave, she craved the aggressiveness his sweaty, late-night Virginia Slaps.
by Lefty Stroker January 1, 2011
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Yes, Virginia

I told you the truth, believe me.
History: Eight-year-old Virginia O'Hanlon wrote a letter to the editor of New York's Sun, and the quick response was printed as an unsigned editorial Sept. 21, 1897.

DEAR EDITOR: I am 8 years old.
"Some of my little friends say there is no Santa Claus.
"Papa says, 'If you see it in THE SUN it's so.'
"Please tell me the truth; is there a Santa Claus?
"VIRGINIA O'HANLON.
"115 WEST NINETY-FIFTH STREET."

Reply from Editor:
... Yes, VIRGINIA, there is a Santa Claus. He exists as certainly as love and generosity and devotion exist, and ....
Has democracy a future? Yes, Virginia, it does.
by weeknew August 23, 2011
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West Virginia

a state that is grossly oversterotyped
West Virginia has terrible driving.
-in fact WV is ranked higher in driving ability than most states
by country girl September 19, 2008
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