uterine

Uterine was the goddess of vaginal cannals, wombs and fertility. Her mortal enemy is sodomitrias who is the goddess of anal penetration, prison sex and parties on Navy war boats.

These days uterine may be used in viber chats when describing the length and depth of a women's uterus.

We are having problems falling pregnant not because of my small dick but because my wife has a deep uterine.

uterine by Volgzilla July 7, 2015

Uteral heft 

when a bad bitch drops the facts that cannot be disputed or destroyed

she has a uteral heft

Uteral heft by tiktokgods March 9, 2020

fen utensils 

Instruments used for the art of fencing.

Outside of American Eagle, one may discover ladies fencing for advertisement. Observe the skills they have with the fen utensils!

fen utensils by TheNativez April 21, 2007

Markus Uteus 

A 'Broken Old Shitty Ute' which a friend owns but thinks its the best car in the world.

Joe: My mate bought a Markus Uteus and it broke down

Markus Uteus by The Litte Things in Life April 20, 2015

Self-destructing uterus 

Synonym for a woman's monthly cycle wherein the lining of the uterine wall detaches itself resulting in a period.

Is a polite and non-gross euphemism for period.

"Jeez, someone's crabby."

"Well, I've got a self-destructing uterus, what do you expect?"

Self-destructing uterus by ChristenMarie January 31, 2009

uterus buster 

Taking a running start and shoving a ripe zucchini up a females vagina until it is 12 and half inches up the canal

This hobgoblin was getting on my nerves so I pulled a Uterus Buster on her

uterus buster by Nigger nigga November 25, 2013

UTerus 

The University of Texas symbol. It's supposed to be the front of a longhorn's head, but it looks a lot like the ventral profile of a woman's womb.

Many longhorns wear burnt orange shirts with a white UTerus on them.

UTerus by sambarnes February 29, 2008