Twumping

Taking a dump while updating your Twitter status. Does not necessarily mean you are updating your status about taking a dump.

Roger was twumping today while in the bathroom.

by alfadur August 3, 2009

Twumor

(n) a rumor circulating on social networking sites such as Twitter. It is similar to a tumor in that it continues to grow until it is addressed and proven or disproven.

"There is a twumor going around that Eminem is dead."

by Jeremiah175 August 16, 2009

twug-a-boo

A twitter troublesome !

This guy got a crush on me... Cant help himself from mentioning my name on his Twitter page... What a fuckin Twug-a-boo 8

by Axl V-Teezy March 23, 2010

twurge

An insuppressible urge to tweet.

Nick: Dude! How come you tweeted last night!? You never tweet.
Hirsch: Yeah man. Generally I don't but after last night's Game of Thrones episode, I just felt a twurge and went for it.

by salacious_chump January 13, 2016

twuzzlesnudger

A person who quickly slips into a recently vacated seat, particularly on a train

I really needed to sit down on the train but I was mugged off by a twuzzlesnudger, I was twuzzle-snudged.

by The Muesli Camel April 21, 2018

Twucked

To get twin fucked/to get fucked by twins

“That girls about to get twucked.” -tina
“why?”-chris

“because the twin brothers both want to fuck her.” - tina

by JudyTrudyGotABigBooty September 24, 2018

TWUGLY

Twig + Ugly = TWUGLY

Patrick Rouse is TWUGLY!

by Grom es June 2, 2020