twatend

Novelty derivative of bellend

You squashed me sandwich, you fuckin twatend!

by Craig Mawdsley March 15, 2008

Twsted Shxdow

Twsted Shxdow is a gachatuber with a big heart fun personality

Hey! Did you see Twsted Shxdow’s new vid?

by anonymous January 12, 2021

Twatted

The past tense of "tweeting" on Twitter.


Meridith Vieira: "Oh, do you Twitter? Tweet?"

Stephen Colbert: "I have twatted."

Meridith Vieira: "Actually, so have I."

twatted

by Frothboy March 20, 2009

Twater

The vulgar term that pilots have for the short field take off aircraft, the Twin Otter: Note: nearly all aircraft have at least one vulgar name

I could see some towering cumulonimbus up ahead so I handed the twater over to the copilot and checked the terminal forecast.

by David November 21, 2004

Twate

A date that is initiated via Twitter.

"Hey @insertgirlsname - I'd love to ask you out on a Twate. Drinks at @TheDrakeHotel Fri?"

"Aww I'd love to @insertguysname! It's a Twate - let's meet at 11pm!"

by conversated May 9, 2010

Twater-boarding

When eating out a female her vagina covers both your mouth and nose and starts to suffocate you.

Jane likes to use twater-boarding a lot to gain information to thwart terrorist attacks.

by team beersnorkeling October 19, 2010

twatted

Stephen Colbert "accidentally" used this reference in response to the Today Show question "Do you tweet or twitter?" Maybe he was trying to be cute in saying he has used twitter, but literally it means he has "fucked pussy".

"I have twatted."

by TotalRecall March 20, 2009