London based football team who have unbelievable tekkers. A team comparable to E'tards will have a large squad and the manager will rotate the team around a core group of players. An E'tarded football team will also call upon reserve players more accustomed to other sports e.g. rugby. It has been reported that the current squad (2010/2011 season) have a combined value of approximately £100. Often play in a 4-4-2 diamond formation. The team have a large fan base who follow the team religiously whether at home or on the road and turnout to see derby games has often led to pitch invasions and fans even getting down onto the touch line to catch mere glimpses of the skill the players possess. Commonly known as the Tards.
Football player 1 "We are playing the E'tards this week."
Football player 2 "Well then, I'm not turning up, that game is as good as lost."
Football manager of a team that has E'tarded traits "Right we are missing some players this week, we'll have to draft in some player from the local rugby club"
Football supporter (While at an E'tard game) "Wow see those tekkers"
E'tard supporter "Yeh, they are quite good. They have scored with chips from the D, backheels and even from the halfway line. They even volleyed it into their own net once just for fun. Big up the Tards"
Football supporter "Wow, they sound good, wouldn't want to play the."
Football player 2 "Well then, I'm not turning up, that game is as good as lost."
Football manager of a team that has E'tarded traits "Right we are missing some players this week, we'll have to draft in some player from the local rugby club"
Football supporter (While at an E'tard game) "Wow see those tekkers"
E'tard supporter "Yeh, they are quite good. They have scored with chips from the D, backheels and even from the halfway line. They even volleyed it into their own net once just for fun. Big up the Tards"
Football supporter "Wow, they sound good, wouldn't want to play the."
by Footy fan 5201184 March 21, 2011
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(Sometimes both definitions can be used at once)
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