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suck a softball through a straw

Used to define a girl (or guy) who is so experienced in sucking, it is supposed that she/he could suck anything
That bitch could suck a softball through a straw
by Venix May 27, 2014
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I am through

I am through. A phrase you say because you are done with someone's bullshit. You are fed up with the other person's flakiness and hot and cold indecisiveness. You won't tolerate their lies and bullshit anymore. You have given them enough chances to prove themself, because they keep fucking up and disappointing you. You are done with this friendship or relationship because they obviously can't live up to their promise.
A: I am through with John's bullshit.
B: Just leave it at that. Don't give him a bloody second chance.
A: Yeah. He doesn't deserve it.
by DancyNancy March 8, 2020
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Douching through the snow

(verb)

To haphazardly and moronically barrel through icy and/or snow covered roads with reckless abandon while driving, leading to excessive levels of douchebaggery. This usually leads to the vehicle swerving and spinning out as it slips and slides down the road like a graceful 2-ton swan.

May result in traffic pile-ups, cars sitting on their roofs, cars in ditches, and drivers shouting profanities in all directions.

Those who commonly douche through the snow are dipshits who think their car is the Batmobile because they have 4WD, or who are too ignorant to avoid driving in heavy snow in the first place.

(origin c. 2013 - "Sonic Zombie Origins"; from Jingle Bells: "Dashing through the snow")
Original quote:
Sonic the Hedgehog: "Douching through the snow, driving my Hummer, which I don't really need, cause I'm only a single guy!"

We enjoy holding up judges' score cards by the turn on the hill as people go douching through the snow. Oh! Look at our next contestant in the Porsche Cayenne! Two full spins, such form!
by Agent Blue February 18, 2015
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Thought and Memory

The names of Odin's two ravens. Odin kept himself informed about the affairs of the nine worlds with two faithful ravens, Thought and Memory. He sends them out at dawn to gather information and return in the evening. They perch on the God's shoulders and whisper every scrap of news which they saw or heard tell of into His ears.
"The whole world wide, every day,
Fly Thought and Memory;
I worry lest Thought should fall in flight,
Yet more I fear for Memory."-Grimnismal

"We I see a pair of ravens, I smile and say hello to Thought and Memory."
by OneBadAsp October 22, 2006
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boner a dingo couldn't bite through

Used to describe an erection so hard that even a dingo (Australia's native wild dog) couldn't damage it.

Given the silliness of the expression, it's usually used to describe extreme enjoyment of an activity not related to sex, such as a sporting triumph.
When the Cats won the 2007 AFL Grand Final, I had a boner a dingo couldn't bite through for the next week.
by Choda Boy 57 May 9, 2008
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you thought you ate

when somebody thought they did something but they didn’t, when their joke lame or didn’t give what was supposed to be gave .
ex:
girl: “don’t play with me, i’ll beat your ugly a** h**while you looking like a dog 😘. period tf”
me/you: girl stfu you thought you ate that💀z
by okay because September 23, 2021
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thoughtdreams

A hybridized term for creative ideas that are an unexpected mixture of both thoughts and dreamlike images.
I was typing up a somewhat boring report when a series of thoughtdreams slammed into my head right out of the blue.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 28, 2020
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