Terminator

skynet... this military campaign was originally created by the American air force to manage and supervise all of the nuclear arsnal housed by the united states. in 1997 skynet became self aware & saw the threat that its creators would eventually shut it down & re-route a new upgraded system. in response to its future fate the skynet mainframe launched its nuclear weapons on all the appointed & targeted countries there-by destroying major cities & killing nearly the entire human race & erasing there existance. after the attack the human survivors were being killed off by terminators, endoskeletons created to eliminate any human survivors. the T-1 was the first machine to be launched from the war as were the small airbourne HK's (HUNTER KILLERS). the primary job of the T-1 was to hunt down the humans on the ground where as the AHK's were to assasinate humans from the air. after time GEN. John Connor formed a human resistance to fight against the machines to reclaim there right to live. the resistance fought for three decades & effectively was known as TECH-COM.

by Aaron Holmes October 21, 2003

terminizer

A movie written by Homer Simpson. Wheras most movie scripts are 120 pages this one was a mere 17 but still managed to feature time travel and a talking pie sidekick who is fatally wounded.

"The Terminizer: An Erotic Thriller"

by Teve Tobs December 10, 2003

Terminator 3

Worst movie ever

T3 blew t2 and t1 out of the water, yes it blew it. blew the franchise into history . no more T`s

by Neo1980 August 8, 2003

EX-Terminator

Is a person who tell his ex-girlfriend to have sex with him one last time and if she says yes he fucks her so hard that he messes up her vagina so bad that no one ever wants to have sex with her again

dude your an EX-Terminator

by pegasaskv December 19, 2009

The Terminator

After smoking cannabis, use eye drops in only one eye to remove the redness. It will leave you with one red eye which makes you the Terminator.

Dude!! Do the terminator before you go to work, then if anyone asks about your terminator eye tell them you got some weed in it.

by Fillyfill February 5, 2014

Termite Face

A woman's face that is so hideous that is causes a man to lose an erection, or "destroy wood".

Mike: Hey, did you see Jessica today? I'd tap that, wouldn't you?
John: Jessica? Hell, I'd only do her doggie so I wouldn't have to look at her termite face.

by Joey69_69 April 21, 2014

tenminute

A unit of measurement equal to the time it takes for any Chinese food to be ready

"Hello I'd like a General Tso's combination platter for pick up."

"Okay, tenminute"

by Flipnotyk June 19, 2016