Step sis

A step sis likes to masturbate, the step sis is so clumsy she gets stuck atleast twice a week, no matter where it is, a step bro will always use this opportunity to have sex with her and jack off, you will often hear this sentence follow, "WHAT ARE YOU DOING STEP BRO ". If a step bro catches her masturbating, the step sis can now tell their parents that her step bro watched her masturbating, so she will tell the step bro to have sex with her and she won't tell her parents.

My step sis is such a horny bitch

by Yourtrashkid August 6, 2020

Step Dream

This phrase was used by GeorgeNotFound, a steamer and youtuber into calling Dream, a friend of his this way. This term he used makes it sound like he-s calling him DADDY since STEP -something- mostly means that a stepsister or a stepbrother have a relationship with one of their, also step siblings. Fans think that this is one of the most hilarious situations that included GeorgeNotFound and Dream.

Dream: *building a portal in minecraft*
GeorgeNotFound: "What are you doing... Step Dream?"
Dream: *shocked*
Also Dream: WHAT??
GeorgeNotFound: *grinning*
Dream: WHAAATT??!

by Gogu Smantosu November 2, 2020

green apple two-step

The popular single-person dance wherein one pushes out one's belly and clenches their buttcheeks together while taking quick, delicate steps toward the nearest toilet for an emergency expulsion of diarrhea.

Everyone laughed as Uncle Charles leaped up from the couch and did the green apple two-step after we had Thanksgiving dinner at the Bombay Kitchen.

by Jarski December 11, 2007

Phantom Step

A phantom step is the step that is always never there. But you will always convince yourself that it is. The phantom step is only felt during the night hours. When you walk up the steps, and feel like you haven't quite reached the top yet, you will always hoist your leg up a bit higher just to make sure you won't tumble. But low and behold, you had already reached the top. The phantom step is always followed by a feeling of confusion and a sense of disappointment.

I feel really stupid, I've lived in this house for years and I still fall prey to the phantom step

by PhantomStepper July 26, 2010

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A surefire way to master dancing.

One-Step, Two-Step, Hit By A Train

A : "I can't get the moves in this new dance !"
B : "All you have to do is think one-step, then two-step, then act as if you've been hit by a train !"
A : "I 've got it now !"

by HudsonDuster December 27, 2009

Step Bro

A guy who is not a blood relative therefore there is no risk of genetic mutations

Lucy is stuck in the sink cabinet and starts yelling for help. Ashton, her step bro, runs to the bathroom to see what all the yelling is about. He sees that his step sister is stuck, but in the position that she’s in, he notices that she’s got cake. Lucy was only wearing a blouse and short skirt with a very visible black lace thong. Ashton grabs her booty and massages it with his fingers. He then lowers the skirt, plays with the thong, and shoves his finger up her entering. Lucy lets out a loud yelp. “WhAt ArE yOu DoInG sTeP bRo?” She says. Ashton lowers her thong and starts playing with her clitoris with his left hand while jacking off with his right hand. Lucy is moaning in pleasure and suddenly, her insides feel like they exploded as her step bro pounds her. Lucy says in between her moans, “Did you use protection?” Ashton replies, “no risk of genetic mutation here” Ashton continues to pound her until the cabinet breaks and Lucy is now free.

by DaddyMints July 21, 2020

stepdad

A real man that steps up and takes care of some other guys children after having wed their mother. This man is helping his wife to raise the children and he is either appreciated or he isn't. Not all stepdads are mean, bullies, assholes, etc. that abuse the head of household position. There are stepdads that really do care and only want the best for his " family ". Not all stepdads are some loser these kid's mom picked up someplace. Most moms put a lot of thought into choosing the man she wants to help take care of those she dearly loves.

Two teens were hanging out talking about life at home. One told the other how his stepdad didn't respect him and treated him like crap. The other teen responded " Wow dude, that sucks, my stepdad is the best thing that ever happened for my mom and me."

by jpg3 August 11, 2010