Stoop Statue

A stoop statue, commonly refered to as a porch monkey, is most easily defined as a black person. It is more directly used to describe just another typical nigger sitting around, doing nothing, and just abusing someone elses hard earned welfare money... did i mention its the white mans hard earned money.

If you're lookin for a good time drive through the hood and you'll find all types of funny lookin stoop statues.
Hey them southern boys aint nothing but good ol' fashon stoop statues.

Stoop Statue by krueges7 July 6, 2008

stoop nigga

to further elaborate on the "porch monkey" phenomenon, a "stoop nigga" is someone who's broke ass can't stay at they mama's house no more, so mama kicks him out..he can't take nothing with him because he ain't got shit..so he go for a walk but realizes before too long he ain't got no where to go and no where to stay and no car/bicycle/roller skates, etc, to get him there, so he go back to mama's house..but since he got "pride" (or something) he don't go back inside since he been kicked out..so he just sits on the stoop, hoping someone will let him back in.

"that nigga low. he a stoop nigga."

"goddamn that nigga 25 years old and he still sleepin all day at mama's house, eatin' reese's puffs cereal at 4pm when he wake up, stay up all night playin video games and shit. his mama need to throw him out, make that nigga a stoop nigga."

stoop nigga by brunettebaby218 April 15, 2010

Stoop Whore 

Girls at Virginia Military Institute, known for their immense amounts of flirting who get around the barracks. There's always one in every class, usually emerges quickly; either before Hell Week starts to 2 weeks into the Rat Line.

These females are looked down upon because of their endless flirting tactics that distract the rest of the class/rat mass into getting some. VMI is to get away from women like them.

Most definatly have some type of disease.

Cadet 1: Hey did you see me hittin' it off with that one girl?
Cadet 2: Dude, that stoop whore was just tryin' to get with me yesturday. Guys like you piss me off.

Stoop Whore by DJ Mohammad Rockefeller July 21, 2009

stoop(s) 

alternative way of saying "stupid"
comes from the first sylable "stup-"

"2 plus 2 isn't 6, stoops!"

"Pick up my pen ya stoop!"

stoop(s) by darrenzo February 14, 2003

Stoop-Muffin 

Pertaining to a theoretically mentally disabled girl, who is not actually diagnosed with a mental disorder, but acts like it, whom cannot for whatever reason obtain a license, and who might run into something oblivious while driving without a license. i.e. a garage.

That girl is such a stoop-muffin, I wonder what happened to her.

ME: Wow, did you see that car crash?
Person: No??
ME: Thats because she crashed into a garage... what a stoop-muffin..

Stoop-Muffin by BaaaxerLips101 April 20, 2009

Stoop(ing) Herb

Smoking/getting high while chilling on a stoop.

Stoop(ing) Herb

Stoop(ing) Herb by Herbie B. April 26, 2011

Stoop Daddy 

After teenage kids have unprotected sex on your stoop, you are the father - by law.

After the carnival Maya become the proud stoop daddy of over 14 hundred children.

Stoop Daddy by ToblyMcSmith July 7, 2011