stronk

It means you are strong, not in the normal way, but in the epic gamer way. Some people aren't as epic as others so you might not be able to understand, unlike us intellectuals.

person: i get all my abs from wii fit
me: stronk

by zoinks scooby August 28, 2019

Joel Stooks

Joel Stooks, Probably the biggest guy in UK, Being in the presensce of a joel stook will blast you to the core and send shockwaves down your fanny. He's hung like a donkey and although he might smell like physical shit, he has a heart of gold and balls of steel, Joel stooks isn't one for keeping girls, his Alpha male nature allows him scout out his meal and shag every girl in the South area, and soon Joel stooks will be going Mr worldwide. Joel Stooks has a body count of currently 243,069 and plans to shag until he dies. Joel stook's being a natural alpha, does not enjoy the presense of other men, if Joel stooks has caught sight of you and your a male, your dun doe, and will terminate the threat with ease. Joel Stook's will not take no for an answer and if rejected may cause serious fatality to the rejector.

Joel Spooks is a born bread alpha.

Joel stooks: You fucking looking at me funny are you dickhead?
Male: Boss im Sorry, please don't hurt me
Joel Stooks: YOUR FUCKING DEAD AND YOUR FAMILY IS DEAD TOO!
Male: Oh Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

Joel Stooks: Hey Babeeeee
Girl ( UwU's And Gushes from fanny)
Joel Stooks: Ah ha ha ha ha

by DCCDCCDCC October 23, 2020

stonk on

Refering to an insanely erect male penis!!

I had an absolute stonk on!! It was uncontrolable!!

by Genoa II December 24, 2007

Stonkulosaurus

A prehistoric looking creature, that is one of the species of the bird from UP. But don’t be fooled. If you try to give the stonkulosaurus some chocolate, it will explode on the spot. This specimen travels at the speed of light destroying everything in its path.

Honey! Get in the car! Grab the dog! A stonkulosaurus is headed our way!

by urmama253735 August 26, 2019

stronkler

An individual with low, to no, intelligence, who sprouts opinions on all manner of subjects, despite a limited understanding of anything.

Opinions are presented as facts and are shouted rather than spoken. This is particularly evident when the stronkler is inebriated.

Justine's friend--- ' I can't believe Karl propositioned Justine last night?"
Justine's other friend---" Was that before or after his monologue on pregnancy and religion?
Justine and friends------Karl is such a fucking stronkler

by Reb Armstrong April 5, 2020

Raging stonker

A prolonged boner of the raging variety.
Can be used interchangably with
Stonking rager.

Christ love, that Jeremy Corbyn press release gave me a raging stonker.

by Infinite-empire June 30, 2018

polan stronk

A way of saying "Poland is strong!" in Polandball speak "Engrish"

Jimmy:Hey dude! have you seen the new Polanball comic! Polan is so funny!
Dude: Yea i love when he says "Polan Stronk!"

by ZachG64 February 9, 2022