Raging stonker

A prolonged boner of the raging variety.
Can be used interchangably with
Stonking rager.

Christ love, that Jeremy Corbyn press release gave me a raging stonker.

by Infinite-empire June 30, 2018

Italian salad

The act of waiting until a fellow builder has fallen asleep on site, then pouring an entire bottle of premium Olive oil down the back of their trousers and shouting 'Mama Mia!'

Dean the plasterer won't be in today, he's going to need therapy after the Italian Salad we gave him last night.

by Infinite-empire June 30, 2017