SquidThings

Also referred to as, THEBEAST, SquidThings is a figment of ones imagination that comes up when overdosing on a foreign drug known as "Candy-Coated Rocks". Though todays science is not able to figure out the cause of this side effect or what it even is, it is well known that when communicating with this entity you will slowly lose your state of mind and a great depression will succumb. Please be cautious when discussing your interests with this being for it will call everything (factual or not) "peak", if this happens please contact your local church.

A: I was talking to SquidThings a few weeks ago.

B: May god bless you and rid you of your demon.

by Christianity Today June 24, 2022

squirting

Splash of fluid from a woman's vagina area. Few women have squirted.

m: whoa, did you pee or squirt?

M: do you enjoy squirting?
F: yes your doing it right:) but go harder and faster this time. I love your 'palm job technique.' My friends need to Google it.

by hateporn January 23, 2014

squirting

when a woman has an orgasm with female ejaculate. Also used when pushing spunk out of pussy or ass.

the gaping woman squirted all the cum aut of her ass into the face of an icebear. Icebears dont like that. Dolphins however, like it. A lot.

by kukel June 13, 2003

Squirting Jeremiah

When a girl ejaculates out of her vaginal canal on a windsheild of a car.

hey girl we can step outside and u can give my car a little squirting Jeremiah

by E to the Lijah June 10, 2010

typo-squatting

say you want to search on Google.com for teletubbies.com, britneyspears.com, metallica.com, linkinpark.com, (or any other website with correct spelling names,) and you misspell the proper name such as mettallica.com, linkinnparc.com, (because you don't know the correct spelling) you are directed to porn sites or spyware.
and most of these typos are done by children who are under the age of 18...see also cyber-squatters

Man1: Let's see if I can get some information on the band "metallica" on "google"....now, how do u spell "metallica", is it 1 "T" and 2 L's or is it 2 T's and 1 "L"...i hope i don't get any typo-squatting porn websites....
typo-squatting

by blthrskt December 28, 2005

Squirting

Some women(often the most unlikely)can produce vast quantities of female lovejuice during sex.The whores love showing off but the funniest are the shy types who insist they must have wet themselves and try to hide in the wardrobe.

"She was a real squirting queen!Never mind the sheets it took 3 days for the matress to bloody dry!!"

by Bloomers September 26, 2007

anal squirting

When you have anal and u push to much pressure into her asshole and it disturbs her organs and all the fluids squirt out like a waterfall in the Congo

Anal squirting is what I like to do when it's hot outside and when I'm dying for some asshole

by Coles collective wisdom October 13, 2016