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Squeevy

if you are a guy or a girl thats squeevy enough to mess around with a relationship and then look at your partner in the face and pretend as if everything is great you r one of the biggest assholes!!!! love is very rare to find and we as humans should learn to appreciate it and karma is a bitch so watch the fuck out!
That girl, she's such a slut she's so squeevy.
by sam2the3rdpower May 17, 2010
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squeezybix

A pre-mixed wheat biscuit and milk breakfast cereal in a tube for busy modern professionals who find themselves pushed for time in the mornings.

A product that does not yet exist, but that will mark the point at which society becomes damaged beyond all repair.
Premashed potato? Man that's nearly as bad as squeezybix.
by The Glans Punis May 4, 2006
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Squeeplode

The act of squeeing so hard that you feel yourself implode. Can be painful.
Did that mother cat just hug her sleeping kitten to her in an adorable fashion?

Ahhhh!! SQUEEPLODE!!!
by Gracie_Jackson July 7, 2011
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squeezy queef

When you do a headstand and you land the wrong way where someone is sitting and accidentally squeeze out a fanny fart in their face.
Guy: "Noooo, she did NOT just squeezy queef me!?!?"
by rebelwithoutcause December 1, 2011
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squeeky bum time

Squeeky bum time is when you are on the toilet and you re taking a massive shit but nothing is coming out and it's just solid squeeky farts.
"Dude I had some sick squeeky bum time last night"
by Squeekybum123 June 12, 2017
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Squeezy

Slang for "Squeeze me", which is slang for "Excuse me".
*Ryan moves past Tony*
Ryan: Squeezy.
by rtivey01 April 22, 2018
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squeeps

a low life piece of shit who watches duck anime porn in his crib for 69 hours a year. he will go no where in life he will suck on his moms titties until he squirts his moms vagina juice. then he perfoms anal plundering on his fathers nut sack. he is a loser will go no where after high school after hes done perfoming all of the sexual religon of the masturbating cats on his parents he returns to the cave of the sexual religon of the masturbating cats. he prays to their leader his name is the squirting elephant of the land of anal vagina fucking after he finished everything he died quitely in his mommys pussy
the squeeps are a groups of fucking fucks fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck your mom ina jungle tree merrley merrley assed your dad in his apartment
by Cysjbss October 25, 2018
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