A sexual deviance which develops in late teenage boys who feel too good about themselves to never interact with any girl who is below 8. These men can never care about anything other than pure looks and unsurprisingly end up with women who are more toxic than the toilets in Chernobyl. The sad part is that these men only want a woman which they can show off as a trophy to their family and friends.
If this isn't diagnosed and cured, these men will end up losing half of their hard earned property in their mid 40s when their little man inevitably stops working. Though, they will eventually still feel good about it by playing golf.
The definitive symptom of this deviance is persuasion of women with a very apparent South Bombay mindset. This blinds the man from every single thing that any rational individual will avoid vehemently. Though, only 2% of men will actually end up being cured if only they can let one word pass through their thick skull from the outside.
This is generally accompanied by severe mental retardation.
If this isn't diagnosed and cured, these men will end up losing half of their hard earned property in their mid 40s when their little man inevitably stops working. Though, they will eventually still feel good about it by playing golf.
The definitive symptom of this deviance is persuasion of women with a very apparent South Bombay mindset. This blinds the man from every single thing that any rational individual will avoid vehemently. Though, only 2% of men will actually end up being cured if only they can let one word pass through their thick skull from the outside.
This is generally accompanied by severe mental retardation.
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Dennis said he lost his virginity in 12th grade; but I have never seen him around any women, seems really suspexual.
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Not to be confused with bisexual, pansexual, or demisexual. A simpsexual's own sexuality is determined per se, on the basis of being catered to, platonically; as the primary point of interest, to pursue a relationship.
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Santiago: "You are not the problem, Marissa. Mylo is just a very self-absorbed guy! He is a narcissist; a simpsexual. If you want his attention, you are going to have to pander to his needs more; engage within those intricate topics which he's passionate about. I know this, because I am a simpsexual myself!"
Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"
Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."
Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."
Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"
Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
Marissa: "Oh wow! How is that fair? As a simpsexual yourself, isn't that considered a one-sided relationship?"
Santiago: "Perhaps, in your case; if you're not compatible with Mylo's unique interests! It's really not a one-sided relationship, but a compatibility issue. He's just flipping the heteronormative script. Men generally simp for women; all the time! What about a man's needs? Much like myself; Mylo simply knows better. It's going to take a real empath, to engage men like us into a relationship. That way, things won't be one-sided, but intrinsically mutual! He's just a guy who knows what he wants."
Marissa: "Oh! Okay, I get it now. That does make sense. I suppose me and Mylo would not be a good fit then; based on all of our differing interests. Maybe I'm also a simpsexual, too!! I sure do like it when men cater to me."
Santiago: "Maybe you are simpsexual—I'd say, there's a good chance you are. In which case, what you really need; is a simp. Mylo is no simp! And neither am I, Marissa. The three of us should all get together, and go simp-hunting!"
Marissa: "Good idea! Let's give Mylo a call then, to embrace not only our differences, but also; our simpsexuality."
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