The process of shoving an egg up a woman's vagina and proceeding to hit the vaginal area, thus causing the egg to break inside of her. Then one proceeds to slurp her yolky poon-tang.
Woman-"What would like for breakfast?"
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."
Man- "I would like your sloppy omelette."
Woman-"One second, coming right down."
by DylAndy August 22, 2011
Get the Sloppy Omelette mug.A cheese omelette is when you jizzum into a girl's ear canal and then you fold the flap of her ear over. The jizzum will proceed to leak out of her ear, and it will look like a cheese omelette that is dripping.
by The Sweetness December 17, 2007
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When you take a squirrely poop on your boyfriends dick and then take a pan-fried egg and set it neatly on top of said poop. Optional: plop out a pearl from your anus for dick-tazzled charm and dickeration.
: I woke up next to my man this morning and I said "oh baby, imma make you a fancy omelette this morning."
by Britsnips&katstacks March 17, 2017
Get the Fancy Omelette mug.When a man whisks two large brown grade-A organic free range eggs and then proceeds to insert them into a females vagina via a turkey baster or funnel and then she squats over a hot frying pan and queefs the contents of her vagina. They then cook the eggs into a delicious omlette and sit down to a lovely Sunday Brunch.
Wife: "Babe, my parents are coming for brunch on Sunday. What should we make?"
Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"
Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"
by trythisitsamazing January 4, 2018
Get the Pasadena Omelette mug.phrase said in the dramatic final boss fight in metal gear rising revengence.
if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.
1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
if you want an expected outcome you shouldn't focus on the in-between.
if i wants huge ōmleht i must go through with force. don't care about egg shells, makes my dish healthy.
1) start here
2) this part is not important
3) you have a giant nuke to send towards Russia and made the USA anarchist.
Armstrong: "MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE, JACK! CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY EGGG!!!!"
Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"
Raiden: 🤨 🗿" you're not greedy, YOUR BATSHIT INAAASEE!!!!"
by comrade susi wolf July 28, 2022
Get the making the mother of all omelettes here mug.An omelette made by homeless people. Usually fried in lard on an aluminum garbage can lid over a trash fire. Ingredients include rotten eggs and any of the following: stale bread crusts, canned beans, chopped up hot dogs, roadkill.
-damn I've got the hooch munchies again.
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*
-I found some old eggs, lets make a homelette.
-*vomits on self*
by Bum Stigity Bum March 6, 2011
Get the homelette mug.Take three eggs, toss them in a mixer, throw in half an onion, salt and pepper, then fry in a pan until it looks edible.
Voila, you have an omelette.
Voila, you have an omelette.
by Tronno December 4, 2004
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