Box Smile

Kim Taehyung's amazing, adorable, perfect smile that will make you happy to be alive!💜

Tae's box smile is the best thing to ever happen to the human race

by spisgrl May 12, 2020

dinner plate sized asshole

Dinner plates are most commonly 10 inches in diameter. This size isn't ideal since, the average asshole can stretch to 7 inches only, therefore, that plate is never coming out of your ass, unless you gaped it first

oh daddy gape me with your dinner plate after dinner
give me a dinner plate sized asshole

by cum.stain.stan April 25, 2022

Neocortex Smile

When the brain tells the mouth to arrange itself in smile position but forgets to tell the rest of the face (eyes, temples etc.) to do the same. Sometimes revealing the lower teeth, it is often menacing and always insincere.

When her ex-boyfriend unexpectedly showed up at the party, she put on a brave, neocortex smile but her eyes revealed her inner distress.

"Have a nice day" the receptionist said for the 30th time that day through her plastic, neocortex smile.

by AYYFRON January 26, 2011

Fuck You Smile

1. The smile that says "fuck you" when you can't.

2. A wan smile directed at a real asshole that you are, at that moment, unable to tell off.

Berated by his boss, Bill flashed him his fuck you smile. It offered little comfort.

by John L. Morgan August 6, 2008

Porn sized cock

A penis that is of the typically size that male pornstars are blessed with. A penis that is at least 8 inches in length and over 5 & ¾ inches in circumference is the minimum standard of a porn sized cock.

My cock is above average sized, but I wish I had a porn sized cock.

by Cocktail Sauce #1 November 10, 2009

Smile Addict

Being addicted to anything and everything having to do with smiley faces. The person is usually very happy and has a positive attitude. Someone who can't live without smiles in their life and makes it a mission to spread smiles to everyone they can! :)

Sara is such a smile addict- she always puts me in a good mood.

by SmileyAddict November 27, 2010

disco smile

The Disco Smile occurs when someone cranks the BASS and TREBLE way up on their stereo system's equalizer, leaving the mid range very low. On a graphic equalizer, this curve will look like a mouth smiling.

You have now achieved the disco smile. Good job, I hope you didn't *really* want to hear everything that song had to offer.

Lauren: Hey Chris, turn on your car stereo!

Chris: Okay! *click*

Lauren: ARG! Why are my ears bleeding, and I still can't even tell what song it is? Oh, that's right, you're a fan of the disco smile.

Chris: Guilty as charged.

by Kikipopo September 9, 2013