Simpslapped

When Tyra jamelle Moore (that's a man by the way) belittles his youtube moderators to extort money from them

Tyra simpslapped his moderator

by Shiddy gang March 16, 2020

Blowjay Simpson

The act of giving oral sex while wearing leather gloves. When finished, you throw away the glove you caught the load with.

I was wondering why my girlfriend had a copy of “If I Did It” in her room, but when I saw her putting leather gloves on I knew I was about to get a Blowjay Simpson.

by Mark&Jeremy April 4, 2018

seminary simps

boys who participate in an early morning class called seminary in which they act like simps for the girls. They will all actively deny their simp-ness while continuing to perform simplike behaviors.

Chad: woah did you see all those boys being a mega simp?
Analise: yeah those are my friends, they're seminary simps

by yayayeeticus March 6, 2020

The OJ Simpson

A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.

Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.

by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009

bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland

a based individual

Bartholomew jinkens simpson jr. III of united kingdom (consisting) of great britain and northern ireland is bisexual.

by melonboiReal March 4, 2023

Jessica Simpson Syndrome

The ailment of being very, very, dumb. Charecterised by random outbursts of an obsurd nature. Some signs may include but are not limited to the following

"Is Peanut Butter Dairy?"
"I always that an autobiography had to do with cars"
"Omg, Earthquake (Picks up cellphone)"

Omg, that gurl tottaly has jessica simpson syndrome, Poor michael.

by Michael F. January 31, 2005

SimplySpoons

Name of video maker group at Colorado State University, created by Jon and Nolan, who became rich and famous thanks to their parody of Rebecca Black's song "Friday."

Gold-digger: "How much do you make through SimplySpoons?"
Creator: "Well let's just say I don't have to worry about paying for college anymore..."

by RaAlDo April 22, 2011