Eye Shandy

A phrase applied when referring to an attractive member of the opposite (or same) sex whose appearance would provide sufficient arousal for masturbatory activities at a later date. Derives from a combination of the phrases 'Eye Candy' and 'Hand Shandy'.

'Woah, check out the eye shandy over there, gotta remember that one for later!'

'Sweet, I need to get a pic of that eye shandy for some hand-to-gland ferocity tonight!'

by RhythmJunky March 4, 2009

southern shandy drinking ponce

Ponce from the south of England who don't half talk funny and drinks lady-drinks!

SharpAsKnifes

by guru July 17, 2003

shandy

beer mixed with lemonade or some other sweet carbonated beverage.

One part ginger-beer plus one part beer equals two parts shandy.

by Paul March 26, 2004

power shandy

A pint of lager (or substitute) you down half, then fill up the remainder with some kind of bitch piss (silver wkd/smirnoff ice) and away you go!

Pint of carling, and a silver wkd please bartender

by Callum May 23, 2003

kiss my shandy

Mockney rhyming slang - Kiss my Ass - quite literally Kiss my Shandy Bass

There is no way I am working this weekend, the boss can kiss my shandy...

by mozzleberry April 17, 2007

Geordie Shandy

A bottle of Newcastle brown and a bottle of WKD = not so dreamy headache in the morning!

"Wai ai mon' one geordie shandy please!

dreamy."

by k8m8 April 18, 2007

Mango Shandy

For a woman to expel cum from her pussy by urinating

She pissed the cum right out of her like a mango shandy

by General Spunk March 25, 2014