go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

Settled

In a state of euphoria in which the person experiences true relaxation at its fullest. Originated by Go Dav, rapping legends from the Bay Area, CA. YEE!!

Steve: Ey fool, you alright?

Bob: Yeah dude, I'm hella settled right now.

by juzzblazee April 29, 2007

settlov

An informed investigator and reporter (Polsk.)

The theft was examined by the settlov and the culprit apprehended.

by Ja Et July 19, 2009

setting the tea things out

v. phrase. British euphemism for going topless in public. Often used by the upper crust and royalty.

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I say Duchess! Do you judge it wise to be setting the tea things out so early in the afternoon?

Barleybone, you are such a toast browner.

by gnostic1 October 12, 2012

Sette

To top somebody off

“Yo Rey just got his shit sette’d in the locker section.”

by Jeremy’s Bear (JereBear) May 4, 2018

Settimio

If you have this name, you're literally the smartest and coolest guy on the planet earth

Yo this Settimio kid is kinda the coolest guy on the planet ngl

by Psychosis477 June 12, 2020

settriwaves

the best word in the universe, a ship between "Serxinn", "Yttrium", and " Heat waves"

usually comes with words that ends with "sies" (okaysies, byesies, etc. )

heyyy, did you know the settriwaves anniversary is November 19th?!

wowsies! I didn't know that!

by heatywavy April 12, 2022