schlapped

basically getting slapped, or pwned, red marked, merked, owned, pizzowned...you got the picture.

JJ: hey nava, what did you get on your APES test?
Nava: 52
JJ: even with the 12 point curve?
nava:.....yes.....
JJ: oh....you got schlapped!

by JJballer May 31, 2009

Schmopped

What happens to Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino on the 5th episode of the 4th season of Jersey Shore.

Mike: I DON'T DO NOTHING WITH YOUR RELATIONSHIP TOUGH GUY! LET'S DO IT!!!
(Fight ensues)

Ronnie proceeds to Schmopp Mike for 18 seconds and puts him in a neck brace.

Me: Oh shit, Mike got SCHMOPPED!

by Lalton August 28, 2011

Schwepp

Sweet, awesome, very good to an extreme, cool, etc.

Dude, I was totally schwepp in that tournament!

Where am I? Well, doesn't seem too bad, this place looks kinda schwepp actually.

by Darius180 July 6, 2005

Schweppie

Waus, retard, sukkeltje, luide kreet van enthousiasme

Arjan674 didn't get many kills in cs:go he was a schweppie

by daveffs January 13, 2015

Schweedle

Guy with a big black schlong

Hey look at Requis, what a schweedle!

by Tyronewinston3 February 16, 2022

bit schlepper

Describes a mobile telco (telecommunications company) that is only useful for moving data. Characteristically, each new service or technology they develop flops and becomes a massive cash sinkhole for them, and a waste of time for consumers.

Man, my phone company is such a bit schlepper! They totally keep trying to charge me extra just to "turn on" features already on my i phone!

by crunchytoast April 7, 2011

Schweeds

Noun-shwa-ee-ds: The maximum level of awesomeness attainable by humans

Dude that guy just cured cancer while taming wild bears, he's a Schweeds

by DudeGuy247 September 14, 2011