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schmobbin

Used to describe an individual or small group of people walking down the street in an unusually cool and important fashion.
" I realized I forgot the milk when I came home, so I put on my 'Down with Beiber' Shirt and went schmobbin back to the store."

" T-Dawg and I were schmobbin over on 4th Ave when we saw a 2 for 1 deal on hand grenades!"
by Lesowski November 17, 2011
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schmogination

a group of schmogs (people)
Yo bro, me and the schmogination are going to the store, you wanna come?
by certifiedstraight February 1, 2026
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schmogination

a group of schmogs (people)
Yo bro, me and the schmogination are going to the store, you wanna come?
by certifiedstraight February 1, 2026
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schmogen

1. Your girlfriends
Haven't seen you in ages schmogen *kiss *kiss
by EmmyLouSmithers September 11, 2007
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schmargun

person who is generally a douche bag doesnt know how to do much on his own but loves telling people what to do,extremely inconsiderate and will steal fom you while belittleing you if he owes he wont pay basically a rat bastard
guy 1: man ive been busting my ass for 2 weeks and when it was pay day that assclown russel made up an excuse to not pay he does this every pay day
guy2: what a schmargun ass nigga
by yeahyeahyeah1 June 23, 2010
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schloggin

Most distal segment of corpus spongiosum. Also known as the "glans penis" or "head of the penis".

A portmanteau of "schlong" (Yiddish lit. "snake") and "noggin".
You're going to be so busted if you don't quit thinking with your schloggin and focus.
by Sir Rockefeller F. York January 11, 2012
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Schlonginger's cat

Phrase that represents the common and culturally accepted misinterpretation of the famous thought experiment created by Erwin Schrödinger, which describes a scenario in which a cat is placed in a box with radioactive material and a flask of poison. If a monitor in the box detects radiation, it will trip a mechanism that kills the cat.

The experiment was created to challenge the then commonly-accepted views on quantum mechanics, as physicists would have considered the cat simultaneously alive and dead. Schrödinger's point was that this view is ridiculous and does not comply with reality. However, many people today misinterpret the experiment, citing it in scenarios in which an important decision will lead to two different paths, and, before the decision is made, each path is equally plausible and, therefore, equally "real." Though philosophically a nice concept, it is still an incorrect interpretation. Using the phrase "Schlonginger's cat" to refer to this interpretation helps avoid confusion and academic frustration.
Jane: Before I decide my major, I guess I'm a student in both botany and physics... It's just like Schrödinger's cat!
Susie: I think you mean "Schlonginger's cat." You should stick to botany.

Bobby: I've narrowed it down. In this box, there's either a dog or a cat. Until I open the box, it's Schrödinger's catdog!
Billy: No, it's Schlonginger's catdog. Also, that box is purring.
by 50shadesofgay September 6, 2013
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