Schmoogle

adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.

Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"

by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009

schmorgelhoffen

It means whatever the hell you want it mean. You can say it as a noun, adjective, adverb, or verb. Whatever the fuck you want it to be. Mainly used by itself to confuse people.

whisper into the ear of an unsuspecting victim..."schomorgelhoffen"

by Nick Hogue February 11, 2004

schmortz

LAZY! One who watches and pretends to work while others actually work. One who does more complaining then working. Jabberjaw who never shuts up.

I cant stand working with such a schmortz!

by Sal the Supervisor January 9, 2008

schmong

Placeholder word that has no concrete denotative meaning, but a mildly negative connotative meaning. Typically used to describe or brand low-quality products or associates. Coined in Tempe, Arizona in 1993.

I can't stand that effing SchmongTech computer!
Ugh. That guy's a total schmong.

by B.J. Black August 11, 2006

Schmorgalot

A female that is ugly as hell.

Man Hector's girlfriend is a straight schmorgalot! Ugly as hell!!

by JOJOYAYA February 7, 2010

schmorgle

To massively cuddle or tackle an animal. To hug the hate or sadness out of them.

I have been away from home for a week, I'm going to schmorgle my cat so hard.

by What are you doing in Canada? May 23, 2017

Schmoigety

a person of lower or less than normal intelligence. someone who lacks common sense.

That guy is a complete schmoigety.

by colbycheese July 1, 2009