schlub

1. A pejorative term referring to a person possessing qualities of laziness, a general bad temper, and/or a general lack of hygiene.
2. When used in reference to a very hygienic person, the term emphasizes their poor temperament and vanity going hand in hand.

If you're just in it for the money, you're no better than a schlub.

by aka_Pyro October 12, 2008

Schlub

An overweight and fugly man who thinks he deserves to date beautiful thin women.

In Seth Rogen films, the schlub always gets the hottie.

by mynameisbunny August 24, 2009

schfuck

Basically fuck but with such a flair that even you can't handle it. It's simply schfuck; beyond comprehension.

Schfuck, that bitch's ass is too fine.

by Haywood Jablome May 31, 2004

schlub

A bum

Her new boyfriend is such a schlub

by the X April 28, 2003

Schfuk up

The verbal usage for "shut the fuck up" since "stfu" doesn't work well when spoken.

Justin: You want to play bball?
Al: Schfuk up.
Justin: No, you schufcup.
AL: You said it wrong.
Justin: I know.

by A1 December 3, 2004

Schaufler

Popular German surnam that means cross-eyed farmer. Schauf- german for farming tool (Shovel). Immigrants from the 1830s to the midwest, mostly IL. Furthermore,Scholars have noted that the German's are responsible for a person's ability to become cross-eyed. There is even reason to believe that crop circles are the result of a farmer of German decent who wandered around in circles while tilling. Many girls of German decent are gorgeous, but they have this flaw.

Is that hot girl lookin at me, you, or that guy behind her? I dunno dude, she's a Schaufler and its creepin me out.

by loopvinny84 February 9, 2009

Schludny

An incredibly neat pussy, one that is of Polish descent. It is very tasty and appealing to all of the male species.

Wow, Alicja's got a schludny!!! Her lips are symetrical and in trim!

by stefanarak April 29, 2011