Morton Salt

General Cornrow Wallace's favorite defense mechanism.

It initiated the battle between the 19th Street Gangsters and the River Terrace Crew in Chicago in the 80s.

Victim: "He poured Morton Salt all over me!"

by A1 December 03, 2004

winterguard

like fall colorguard, except inside and the music doesn't get messed up : )

Winterguard is so much better than fall colorguard

by a1 April 18, 2005

Diarrhea

A chemical dye that is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products.

Alex Trebek : "For eight hundred dollars. . .this chemical dye is found in over ninety five percent of all cosmetic products."
(Peter quickly buzzes in.)
Peter Griffin: "Diarrhea."
(The audience laughs.)
Peter Griffin: "What? Oh oh oh, sorry. What is diarrhea?"

by A1 December 03, 2004

Schfuk up

The verbal usage for "shut the fuck up" since "stfu" doesn't work well when spoken.

Justin: You want to play bball?
Al: Schfuk up.
Justin: No, you schufcup.
AL: You said it wrong.
Justin: I know.

by A1 December 03, 2004