pre-pup

Formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.

Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a pre-pup first.

Woman: Yeah — Cuz if you ever break up with me, you'll never see that bitch again.

Man: Fine! But if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she's getting the needle — and you'll never see that bitch again. That's the Darwin Award clause.

by flatrockdam December 01, 2009

funky pup

the best sub woofa you can buy, the pink surround adds deebeez

Yo man i gotz teh new funky pups, them thangs be beetin yo

by bobby bousche August 03, 2006

A pip pup

A young gay boy into faux leather dog masks who hounds for the pipe while getting puppied.

That twink of a pip pup's puffed all my gear without me getting to shag his butthole.

by Jake Baxter March 04, 2021

Pup pocolypse

When the number of dogs out numbers the humans

Omg, it’s the pup pocolypse over here.

by The man outside May 14, 2018

pup doggin

Just having fun. Exploring your surroundings. Living in the now.

I had the day off so I went out pup doggin.

by Turbo17 July 30, 2017

lil pup

an insult, similar to lil bro

Lil pup tweakin

by Mega nutter September 11, 2023

sassy pup

one who is being particularly sassy for no good reason. usually a girl in her teens or one who is very "martino"

Martino, stop being a sassy pup!

by Zach and the 5 January 20, 2011