pre-pup

Formal agreement between partners before they add a dog to the family.

Man: Well, if we ever decide to get a dog, we're going to have to sign a pre-pup first.

Woman: Yeah — Cuz if you ever break up with me, you'll never see that bitch again.

Man: Fine! But if she swallows some magnets and needs $1,500 in x-rays and surgery, she's getting the needle — and you'll never see that bitch again. That's the Darwin Award clause.

by flatrockdam November 30, 2009

funky pup

the best sub woofa you can buy, the pink surround adds deebeez

Yo man i gotz teh new funky pups, them thangs be beetin yo

by bobby bousche August 3, 2006

Pup pocolypse

When the number of dogs out numbers the humans

Omg, it’s the pup pocolypse over here.

by The man outside June 5, 2018

sassy pup

one who is being particularly sassy for no good reason. usually a girl in her teens or one who is very "martino"

Martino, stop being a sassy pup!

by Zach and the 5 January 21, 2011

Daddy pup

Someone that is everyone’s dad
Just a ultimate beast everywhere they are

Daddy pup is so cool

by Daddy puppy May 20, 2018

A pip pup

A young gay boy into faux leather dog masks who hounds for the pipe while getting puppied.

That twink of a pip pup's puffed all my gear without me getting to shag his butthole.

by Jake Baxter March 4, 2021

C-Pup

A person of a horrific nature. People known as C-Pups are usually attracted to large women, they have bizarre senses of humour and are unable to understand the concept of guilt.

See Also social hand grenade.

C-Pup let that fat bird go and lets go to the casino.

by David Rupert Cox February 7, 2008