Happy Present Day

An Atheist term for "Christmas".

"Happy Present Day, everyone!"

by LaClown March 18, 2008

Birthday present

The act of a female performing oral sex on a male, aka, a blowjob.

Dude, Kayleigh told me that for my birthday she might throw in an extra birthday present.(;

by Peter and the Sunday Steppers June 16, 2009

past present tense

The proper form of a verb that is both in the past and present.
Though largely unknown, this tense is good english, as recognized
by the ISO (International Standards Organization)

1. The morbidly obese man "plupped" onto the couch, seductively "slupping" from his Big Gulp cup.

2. The adolescent boy metaphorically "jerzzed" at the thought of the next Star Wars film.

All completely legal usage of past present tense.

by evilbetty June 11, 2013

Blue Peter Presenter

A very pleasant individual, who is good looking, has nice teeth and hair, and a great dress sense, but is ultimately a bit of a boring toff.

Man, I would fuck his girlfriend! Shame she's a Blue Peter Presenter though.

by Bungle123 March 15, 2009

wrapping presents

crying while masturbating

"Don't come in, mom, I'm wrapping presents!" Drew moaned, tears streaming down his face.

by We are going to hell November 8, 2005

Tight Present

An incredibly fit woman, a good fuck - a "tight" present. :D

Wow. Summer Glau is a tight present.

by Mr Awesome The Cheesey Otter October 20, 2008

present

Something you give without any type of obligation.

I am going to give a present to her.

by ivestarted April 4, 2016